Rated: Pay Day next week, new job, doing awesome internety things that is seen by MILLIONS of people, even TENS of MILLIONS.

Slated: I've decided that I want to be able to rap like Plan B (with the imagination of Eminem), sing like Meatloaf, play gutar like Clapton, pieno and drums like Phil Collins, cook like Gordon Ramsey, have the family life of Jamie Oliver, the money of Bill Gates, the sense of humour of [forgot his name, the grump one], the acting skills of Will Smith and the body of ..... I donno, who do you chicks and gaylords seriously dig these days?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sean Connery
mmmmm

Or well, Spiderman (Toby)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

They alternate between George Clooney, myself and Orlando Bloom.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Orlando Bloom
is well cute, but only as Legolas.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Jack Dee?
I like you when you're yourself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)