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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So the guy that won the euro millions thinks he threw his ticket awaylol gutted.
I'm stealing Rated/Slated from a midlands based radio station.
Rating: The bash this week and MOVING TO LONDON NEXT WEEK
Slating: My dad refusing to help me move meaning I'll have to hire a van
*stomps all over cave duck*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:53,
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Rating: The awesome cold morning, which has annoyed many people alreadySlating: The awful application form I'm filling in, which doesn't actually leave enough space for basic things like e-mail addresses, or really tell you what you need to put on it.
Gutted at the Euromillions idiot. How long has be just been sitting in a corner crying for?
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I'm always surprised how many people put weird email addresses on their application formsStuff like Sexylolbabe69, bringerofdoom and hefferpants were all ones I saw when going through applications when I worked on a reception
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:59,
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When I have an application phase I register a sensible email address. Then I forget what it was,so next time I want to apply for a job I have to get a new one.
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why don't you just getinitial surname @ provider . com
Or is your name too common for that :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:15,
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Because I keep forgetting which provider I've used, which combination of first name/inital/surname I've used,and what the password is.
*sighs*
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sounds like you're a bit thick(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:44,
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Maybe your power was in your hair....(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:59,
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Your dad sucks : (Rated: bash and just generally being happy for a while.
Slated: family probs and still having bad skin at the age of fucking 45.
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:58,
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Good to see you happyAnd happy to see you soon. How and when are you going down. I'll be taking the train from Piccadilly around 3pm, I think.
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I'll be going via Leeds and getting into London around 3pm.(
girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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OKI'm planning to meet Kitty, Applebite and Lampito at Euston around 5 or 5:30 (I don't remember, but I have it written somewhere) in case you want to join us.
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I think I'm meeting up with Noel, DG and others for a meal first.But we'll see you at the pub : )
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:15,
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oh man I wasn't invited to a mealI will probably have stuffed myself full of borough market food though
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:16,
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That's a good planI get food on the train, but I need to go to Borough market at some point in my life.
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I think it's more a case of stuffing ourselves full of carbohydrates to soak up the booze than a proper meal.(
girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:20,
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I won't have eaten anything except a lunchtime sandwichI'm gonna get my drink ON.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:25,
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The train station I'm going from only do shit paninisI'll go for a burger later on.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:42,
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Rating: TGB's threadSlating: Cave Duck's thread
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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hahaHave I told you lately that I love you?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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The poor guyI don't know what I'd do if it was me. But then, I wouldn't have lost it.
Rating: The company I'm working for is not the evil multinational I thought and on the meeting yesterday they proved how much they want to reduce emisions, so I'm happy staying with them until December.
Slating: Staying with this company until December means no time for anything and Abe is starting to get very stressed.
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Do you have a holiday coming up soon?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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Yes!Super holiday, from December to end of March. I'm so looking forward to it.
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Bet he kills himselfRating: Bash on Friday! WOO!
Slating: That I won't be getting there until 6-ish, as I have to work :(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:07,
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Full of AWESOMEVery few people there, so next to no queuing at all. Rode Nemesis in the DARK!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:13,
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Did you get scared?I bet you did. Screamed like a little girl
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:19,
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Nope, not at allNor on the Halloween maze things.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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People think they are when they're dark, made up like a scene from SawAnd actors jump out at you.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:31,
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A dry day this time of yearis the best time to go to Alton Towers.
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AgreedMonday was dry, so we did pretty much every ride in the park. Yesterday rained a fair bit, so we did the water park and the spa, along with a few rides.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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actuallyi think march is even better, it tends to be a bit drier/warmer but just as empty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:28,
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i LOVE alton towersi could happily go on a rollercoaster several times a day and not get bored.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:25,
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On Monday we rode Nemesis 4 timesPlus Air, 13 (meh) and Rita. Em wouldn't go on Oblivion though :(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:26,
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Wouldn't go on oblivion????LAME
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:30,
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I wouldn't set foot on Oblivion for all the tea in Chinaor something I actually wanted, either
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I know, right?I love Oblivion.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:32,
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It's one of the best rides for that proper WOOSH!!!!!!!!! factor(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:33,
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YepBut Nemesis is the best all-rounder.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:34,
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Definitely.13 is pretty good, broke down while we were on it though.
Rita is awesome.
Oblivion is a bit meh, I'm not a huge fan of it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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I always forget how fast Rita goesAlways.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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I'm tempted to say Air is my favourite thoughbecause that bit where you go along upside down is awesome
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:36,
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Air's fun, but too relaxing to be my favourite(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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Rating: the bash. Paid gig on Thursday, plus one on Saturday which may or may not be paidSlating: Yesterday afternoon, talking to supervisor and realising that things are actually going to take a lot longer to finish than I thought. It looks ever more like I'm going to be stuck here until the end of fucking March.
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Where is here?You mean a place in the UK that you don't like or the company where you're working?
Good luck with the gigs. Where is the one on Sat?
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'Here' is the university in which I've now been enrolled for seven years.I have never needed a "change of scenery" quite so badly.
Saturday's gig is in Brixton, at the Ritzy (or possibly the caf&eaccent; just above it, I'm running on minimal information as usual, but have been reassured I only need to bring my smaller amp...)
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Can't you ask for a few months working on another uni?Several friends of mine did that, some of them got to go to Sunderland, some of them to Houston, you just have to find a lab or university that has knowledge on what you're doing and get some funding for the travel, but your scholarship (assuming you have one) should be fine for that.
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It's getting a bit late for that, unfortunatelyWith only five months to go, the best I can hope for is that I can finish with the data and spend most of my remaining time writing up at home.
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That's not a bad idea eitherAnd five months will go very quick. Just about that time I'll be back in the UK, and we can go out and celebrate!
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Rated: Pay Day next week, new job, doing awesome internety things that is seen by MILLIONS of people, even TENS of MILLIONS.
Slated: I've decided that I want to be able to rap like Plan B (with the imagination of Eminem), sing like Meatloaf, play gutar like Clapton, pieno and drums like Phil Collins, cook like Gordon Ramsey, have the family life of Jamie Oliver, the money of Bill Gates, the sense of humour of [forgot his name, the grump one], the acting skills of Will Smith and the body of ..... I donno, who do you chicks and gaylords seriously dig these days?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:13,
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Jack Dee?I like you when you're yourself.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:30,
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Why would you throw your ticket sway?? Fucking cretinRating: Many rounds of coffee have been made this morning
Slating: My daughter is having an operation on her feet tomorrow. Proper Dad sadfaces :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:15,
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is she getting them replaced with springs?That would be awesome
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:17,
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This would be a good thingSprings, tracks or wheels please.
Actually, she has to get something done to some ligaments as her toes are crossing over. OW!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:19,
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That sounds rubbish short termbut awesome long term as she'll be able to, you know, walk properly and buy shoes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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She can walk fine, no issues thereIts more cosmetic as her toenails are starting to disintagrate where her other toe rubs on them. Her mother says she will be happier when wearing sandles and suchlike
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:37,
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oh ok, I overestimated her mongfootednessBut I was watching Embarrassing Bodies the other day (no I wasn't on it I'm not embarrassed of my massive vag) and this girl had incredibly disgusting toenails that they had to pull out. Ugh it was vile and then they had to put this stuff int he cuticle to stop the nail growing back and they were shoving this cotton bud right in there. Ugh I've made myself feel ill again
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:47,
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I've had that doneThey removed my big toenail under anaesthetic, then a week later I went back, and they removed the nail bed, before sealing it. The nail has grown back now, just a little odd.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:11,
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OuchYuor slating absolutely kicks the shit out of your rating mate. Really hope everything goes as well as possible tomorrow.
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Cheers!Simple things though, innit?! I like coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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Rating: Necking off with the proper fit bird I've liked for ages and her staying over on Monday.
Slating: My insomnia is back and I've just run out of cigarilloes.
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Haven't had coffee yet, apologies for confused stateRating: awesome weekend of going out drinking lots ahead
Slating: pre-organised sister-in-law's birthday drinks thing Friday meant bash was never a possibility
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Rating: can't come to bash, therefore abuse levels for the weekend will hopefully be "bearable"
Slating: don't get to meet Amberl
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I was tempted to make my second rating "won't have to meet Chompy"but thought that was a bit harsh. Thank you for proving me wrong
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You may well be correctand when I eventually turn up to a bash I promise to be as open-minded as possible towards everyone, except Plumdozer, obviously
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It only makes sense to be as nice as possiblecos if we do get on despite my inital misgivings I'll feel like an arse for misjudging you, and if we don't I won't have gained anything. So I will make an effort, honest. Plumdozer would have to buy me beers all night and wear a T-shirt saying "sorry I'm such a cock online" to even gain an upgrade from "ouright blanking" to "withering contempt"
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Meeting people is a real changeVery different in real life than on here. For example, I'm not that much of a prick in real life.
Although I've been informed I get very opinionated when drunk...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:42,
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The reason I say apparantley is because BGB won't tell me what I was actually saying!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:52,
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This is my main problem with the prospect of coming to a bashI will almost certainly get drunk and say something eminently regrettable which will fast become the stuff of meme
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At your first bash, be careful on the boozeAfter that, do as you wish.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:56,
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Depends if Ms Foxtrot comesIf she does I'll have to stay sober to make sure she has fun, she's really shy around new people and gets very wound up when I'm accused of gayness
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I'd advise against bringing a significant other to your first bash, or you'd likely find it difficult to shift from conversation to conversation, which is important.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:09,
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Good pointAnd I have an idea of what to talk about with whom, whereas she'll just be bemused. On the other hand, the chances of her having no problem with me buggering off to London or wherever for the weekend without her is slim, let alone if I say the purpose is to meet a load of randoms off the internet
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That's a bridge to cross when you come to it, I'm afraid.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:30,
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You really shouldn't have mentioned thatYou massive gayer
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:11,
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TrueThe problem is that I've been that person, though I feel I kept myself together well. They were serving a very tasty ale, after about 5 pints I could feel the room spinning, turns out it was about 6.2%. Was a little quiet after that...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:10,
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It's not just that,I think when you get to speak to people in real life you can judge their tone better online and then realise when they're joking/trying to wind you up or if they're actually annoyed with you.
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That's a very good pointI'm aware that my biggest failing when it comes to online forums is my inability to distinguish good-natured yet massively offensive ribbing from outright arseyness
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this, plus i'm thick so it's even worse!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:49,
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some people are considerably better online and a few thousand miles away though(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:49,
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In my mind you sound like blaine the mono from the dark tower.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:48,
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No worries Chompster.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:18,
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AyeI know of (at least) 4 b3tans who don't like me on here or in real life, ah well. Life goes on really.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:49,
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What;s dozer done?Did I miss cuntery online??
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:48,
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Not going into it nowRemember when I thought I'd seriously wound you up because of a response to something you said, and you told me not to be such a daft soft sod, or words to that effect? Since then I've been trying to see the funny side in the things people say etc so that I don't jump the gun, but I cannot see anything in the way Plumozer conducts himself that isn't just unbelievably cunty. Personal preference.
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I don't like him.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:05,
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I'm indiferentI'm going to start judging/rating all his posts.
Where is he
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:05,
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See Noel likes me so I can't be that bad*facerubs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:13,
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Noel likes me tooso we can't both be right. Or Noel is just too nice.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:19,
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Noel hates meyou should see the hateful filth he posts on my wall.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:51,
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You're assuming I don't like youwhich I don't. I don't not like you. Following me?
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I seem to get on with him but don't know if that's just me?he seems alright.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:20,
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Try telling him you like PendulumHe goes apoplectic. It's hilarious
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-shrimp tentacles suddenly start appearing...-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:52,
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Rating: Last nightSlating: lack of bash attendance
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:21,
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Good date ;)(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:31,
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Has the red crystal in your hand started flashing yet?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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Logan's RunI would say it's before your time, but it's before all of our times I think
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Very good filmAlso inspired a belting tune called "Sanctuary" by Psyche. Rumour has it Bryan Singer is working on a remake
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Hehe :D(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:41,
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I thought you were already the crazy cat person on the outside(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:49,
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If you lose you ticketand can prove you bought it. For example saying exactly what time, and shop you bought it in and maybe there is cctv to back it up then you can put in a claim for the money. It happened in the case of the guy that lost his ticket and someone found it, claimed and started spending.
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Peej, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:22,
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Rating: Your old man, Arsenal, Pink Wafers and the new KOL album
Slating: Excursion tomorrow and having a cold.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:22,
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I like it but I like bottom and the wire so what do I know(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:36,
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Official: Bobby likes bottom.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:39,
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who doesn't like bums?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:40,
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I enjoy their stuff, am I old now?not u2!!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:42,
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I don't think U2 hate their own musicI think they love that they can re-write the same song a hundred times and people keep buying it. Also KoL will absolutely not still be flogging the same dead horse in 10 years time, they'll be long forgotten by then
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I meant KOL hate their own music.And they recently said their fans are 'not fucking cool'. Make of that what you will Bob!
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makes sense to me. I am still gonna listen to it though.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:52,
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*sigh* if you're not going to put any effort into your posts then I'll do it for you(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)
You're not even trying(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I'm being all ill in bed and lazy but might get up as it's only a cold`Sexy firetime was shit I'll give you that but on the whole they are ace.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:44,
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I was quite happy to ignore them until that fucking song got everywhereAnyway. You must be gutted about last night's result mate. Sorry.
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it was perfect, I loved the reaction when Eduardo scored, little moments like thatrestore my faith in mankind.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:54,
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Yeah it really was about as flawless a night as an Arsenal fan could've hoped forCrushing win over decent opposition, progress to last 16 practically assured, Fabregas fir and firing.
I hate you right now. YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND
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Gonna watch it again in a minute. It's the games we lose to West Brom and the like I can't stomach(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:01,
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That'll be us next seasonGetting surprise wins at the Emirates that is, not losing to West fucking Brom. We scraped a 1-0 win at home against a total rabble who just lost their manager last night, so we MUST be on the up now
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Your league is the hardest one to get out of. Well out of the top anyway.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:21,
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Oh, I knowI really fucking know. Harder for us than most as we've proved three times in the last decade that we are quintessential playoff bottlers, it's top two or nowt
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I was hoping Shakhtar battered you.So it made our victory over them last season seem even more impressive. They were unbelievable at ours, best footballing side I've ever seen.
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Rating: I found (and bought) the perfect cape yesterday. And BASHSlating: I just coughed so hard I was almost sick. Bleugh.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:25,
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Are you a superhero?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:33,
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MaxiiiiiGlad to hear she didn't break.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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I have no idea what you're on about*smirks*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:43,
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Your superhero look is almost complete then?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:33,
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This one\s black with a gold zip, rather than my purple and blakc one.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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A zip, sweet.What's your special power?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:36,
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Buying replicas of over priced stuff in other shops for much less.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:39,
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Something about a superhero*bandwagons*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:34,
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I like this bandwagon more than punch/anal(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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So our superhero name isn't Goatsella?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:37,
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Special weapon: Iron Fistswhere's Apples?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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Actually, you're right, I don't know why I asked(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:17,
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This makes no sense to me/(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:55,
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Rated: Just sorted out a VIP ticket to see Above and Beyond at Brixton Academy at the Hallowe'en weekend at a fraction of the price my friends paid for standard ones
Slated: I can't have a big night because I'm going to Milan the next day for work, but I'm going to have to stay awake til 5am to get a train home. Bah.
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Hang aboutYour "slating" is that you're going to Milan?! On behalf of all the other occupants of Norwich, my heart bleeds for you
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Well, yeahIt'll be: airport, hotel, conference, show, hotel, airport, home.
At no point will there be culture, good weather or anything that couldn't have been done in Birmingham...
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Will you be fed?Am willing to bet that food laid on in Milan kicks the shit out of the Brum equivalent
(am now seeing your point and desperately trying to reinforce my own)
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PossiblyBut they use strange money with pictures of donkeys and bratvurst on it or something...
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
ok sorating: lovely few days coming up including a weekend in nottingham with 15 of my oldest girlfriends from school which will be AMAZING
slating: half-year end billing, house-guests for a week
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:26,
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Have you seen that episode of Black Books where Fran goes for a weekend away with her old schoolfriends?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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no...never seen "black books", why, should i?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:42,
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Oh, no worries, it ends really well.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:44,
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And yes you should watch Black Books, it's brilliant.*waits for someone to disagree with me online*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:45,
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brilliant taxi scene at the end(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:43,
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Are you taking advice from the little drummer boy?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:48,
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Bob says'Brilliant taxi scene'
Swipe says 'Interesting, I shall Google it'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:49,
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I thought tubby drummer boy might upset you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:58,
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nah, not at all. OMFG CITY WON!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:59,
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Yeap.And our 'new' goalkeeper played really well too.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:02,
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haha, not as exciting as our game last night.When Eddy scored the whole place erupted, the announcer treated it as an Arsenal goal and he didn't celebrate whilst recieving a standing ovation.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23,
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Rating: I've had a chat with my Dad, I might be able to get my finances back on track sooner than I expected. Shrek leaving the Scum is making me quite happy too.
Slating: I can't go to the Bash.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:27,
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HmmmRating: my new cousin who is BOSS, and the trip to Edinburgh and Fife with the bf is all booked.
Slating: I am SO tired. Both with looking after the baby and his mother, and also with having to be in work early and stay late and having a to-do list like a mofo's mofo list.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:36,
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'Boss' makes me laugh, lar.It doesn't get much more regional than 'Boss'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:45,
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And I'll come back with a'Ow biss me babber?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:03,
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Not a West Country lad are you Darth!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:07,
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Not by any meansI'm a midlander living out East. Couldn't be much further removed if I tried
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Rated: I'm not any of you
Slated: I've just had a conversation with my electricity supplier and they want to put by direct debit up by thirty quid a month.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:39,
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Well I for one am glad you're not me.Because then who would I be.
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:43,
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You'd have to cope with trying to be the AWESOME me.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:45,
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facebook threadjacki realised last night that it would be very easy to make a hideous facebook mistake. if, just say, you wanted to look someone up to see if they were on facebook, well. the "search" box is alarmingly near the "what's on your mind" box.
you could really unwittingly embarrass yourself there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:41,
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Been there, done that, scrabbled frantically for the 'Delete' link.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:49,
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Daughter's mum :)Silly bitch has no privacy settings.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:53,
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fair enoughi can see why you wouldn't want that as your status update though...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:56,
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Her mum and I aren't friends on Facebook, but we share many mutual friends on thereand it'd look a bit weird if my status was just her name. Actually it amazes me how many genuinely brilliant people I know are friends with her on Facebook considering what a conniving, hateful bitch she is.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:03,
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yeah butyou can bet anything you like that she doesn't show that side to them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:06,
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Since when have most people's friends on facebook borne any relation to their real-life feelings?Christ, half the population of this country would accept a friend request from Hitler if it would up their numbers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:15,
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You're rightBut I just did a whopping cull.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:19,
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I just don't accept them in the first placebut then I also have to be careful not to accept friend requests from students at the Uni I work at, even if I know them and don't teach them directly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23,
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I'm entriely selective about who I add.I think to myself, do I want this person knowing the ins and outs of my life? If I saw this person in real life, would there be anything more than a perfunctory catch-up chat then parting? If the answer's no to either of these questions, no friendy accepty.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:27,
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Wise words.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:29,
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Aw dudeI was just looking at people who I don't actually communicate with and they were the first to go!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:36,
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Hehe not to worry honeyI completely understand, I'm well overdue such a cull myself!
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Oh, totally.Perhaps my amazement is more that these seemingly intelligent people let any old cunt read their stuff.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:23,
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this is why i never really put much on therejust a small handful of photos and status updates. everything else goes privately!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:24,
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Or, you know, just don't be friends with any old cunt :P(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:28,
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I had a big cull on FB recently - got rid of a load of volunteers I had to keep in touch with for Crisis - but no need now I have given up volunteering for them.I also removed a couple of my gf's mates who I don't like - this went down badly apparently.
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this is something i find quite odd, yes.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:27,
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Don't use facebook drunk, then.Or don't use facebook. Or at least don't stalk people.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:13,
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i do not stalk!this was an old female schoolfriend, as it happens. but it made me think that it could go horribly wrong in other ways.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:24,
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first ladycrush, was it?nothing like a bit of top-notch lesbostalking.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:29,
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i've never had a girl-crush in my lifeapart from maybe the ginger one from girls aloud. stop pinning your sick sick fantasies onto me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:30,
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I'm not sure what's sick about me fancying women.I'd consider that fairly normal.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:32,
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yes, excellent tenuous stretching the point there, chompy.that's clearly exactly what I'm saying
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:36,
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you were fantasisingabout me fantasising about a long ago lesbo crush.
this was my, equally tenuous, point!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:45,
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I fear you may have misconstrued "taking the piss" for "fantasising"but, I can attempt to fantasise about it if it'll make you feel better?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:55,
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rated: bash on Friday, football against Fulham on Saturdayslated: a 4-line code change has produced a 102 page test plan with 230 test steps that I have to now review. Ugh.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:25,
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