Thank you Jeff.
The vets keep telling us to keep her off her feet!!???

How the fuck do you keep a tiggery bouncy dog off it's feet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Put some socks on the dog.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah! because dogs don't ever chew socks.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Well put one of those massive lampshade things on the dogs head.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

How will that stop it walking?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Well it'll stop Biscuit from removing the socks that protect his feet.
Granted, he'll look like a proper mong, but that might work.

Alternatively, put the fire on in the living room. Dogs like sleeping in front of the fire.

Yeah, do that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

It won't stop Benji from biting the socks of Biscuit's feet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Well put a massive lampshade thingy on Benji's head too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I tell you what.
I'll put one on too. That should sort her out.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You should definately do that.
But don't go out in the rain and look skywards, otherwise you'll drown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

maybe you could moisturise its feet
or put little rubber socks on it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

She's got some stuff from the vets.
We're going to take Benji out later without her : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I've a daughter who could hug it.. She's excellent at Tigger hugs.
That would keep it still for a bit.
(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

put tubes of smarties on her legs.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)