I can't wait to have stiff thighs again.
*waits*
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Still waiting?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

*looks at watch*
Yup!
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

How long will you give it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

about 5 inches

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

5 inches?
I wish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

As long as it takes.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'm glad you've renounced your vows

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I'm not.
But I'm not dying without getting laid again.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I'd like to say the same

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Should we have a sweepstake on the amount of time it takes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Can I give an insider tip?
Put your money on the higher numbers.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I've just drawn 25 minutes out of the hat.
*Sets kitchen timer*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Sshh!
I won't hear the timer if you keep harping on at me!

*Really hopes for the win*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

no, it is not fun!!
once i have persuaded my thighs back together, i can't get them apart again! this makes walking very slow and difficult. i hate this time of the month (by which i mean the date on which all the gym routines kick up a couple of notches)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

How many hours a week are you spending exercising at the moment?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

less than i should
because i am literally out every single bloody night until christmas 2011, or so it feels.

on average, maybe 3 x 90 mins by myself, 1 x 60 mins personal trainer and about 30 mins boxing/sit ups etc at home most mornings, plus walking home about 3 nights a week, which is about 7 miles?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That is a significant amount of exercise.
Are you doing the exercise for general health/wellbeing or are you training for a specific event?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Getting naked again I shouldn't wonder.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

haha
both!!! i have stupidly signed up to something i will never in a million years be willing/able to do, but i owed a friend, so.

plus i allowed myself to get very out of shape with the bullying ex, and that's not like me at all, but it took me ages to realise that it was him who was wrong not me. and most importantly i have loads of tiny clothes that i am fucked if i am throwing away!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Good for you.
Are you seeing the benefits of your work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

oh aye
i'll never be happy though, there's always something to be toned/starved/whipped into submission!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Would it not be easier to go under the knife?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

yeah
thanks for boosting my confidence there, jeff. way to go.

i'll just go and slit my wrists now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I didn't mean it like that you fool!
I've applauded your efforts and now you're going all Emo on me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

^this
I have loads of size 10/small 12 clothes I can't wear, but don't want to throw away
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'm on the whisky diet.
I've lost 3 days this week already.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

TommyCooperLOLs

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It's a classic!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)