My agency's function is to centralise police systems, saving millions a year
It is being abolished and instead savings will be made by centralising police systems.

In other words, all that's changing is £200K to some popped-collared design cunts for a new logo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Also
"Our new National Security Strategy judges terrorism to be one of the highest risks facing this country."

Makes it sound like a FACT but look closer and it's just something they DECIDED THEMSELVES. George Osborne needs a good cunting in the fuck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

£200K you say?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Are you popping the collar of your pastel shirt in anticipation?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

For £200K i'll even spike my hair in that metrosexual style all douchebags have

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

you're an accountant
the law says you can't have any hair apart from a 3 strand combover
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)