this is because i asked you to come out on the lash in bristol with me and rakky isn't it?
god, i'm even frightening men in their sleep now. from 100 miles away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Quite possibly
I have had dreams where I spotted B3tards, but I didn't know how to introduce myself or if I should...

I need to get out more.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

i am not sure whether drinking champagne with us
will kill or cure this. possibly both.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Champagne?
Ooo get you :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

champagne in brizzle?
it'll be cava
( zulu eh?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Or piss put through a Soda Stream

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

In the posh places perhaps...
I usually use a straw to blow bubbles into a glass of white wine
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

last time i went out on the lash with rakky
we got free moet on the house. i am sure we can repeat this.

you may however drink it through a straw so as to get more drunk more quickly. i approve of this sort of behaviour.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Free Moet?
Did you complain about something?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I'm guessing the complaint was 'Why isn't this Moet free?'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

erm....
that's a good question, i was utterly leathered and so was she. there were about 6 of us and we started off with a couple of the house cocktails (those £200 huge sharer things). the next thing i remember, we had one of the private boothy bits, which was kitted out like a mahoosive bed, and we were drinking free moet. i think it's more likely that they stuck us in there to attract other punters to spend cash, to be honest.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Wowza
If you'd already dropped at least £400 on cocktails then a bottle of Moet as a inducement isn't a bad move on their part.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

it sounds a lot
but if we'd bought rounds of cocktails, which were about £12 each, that would have been more money!

yes, i suspect you are probably right though. still, if anyone wants to pour free moet down my throat, i am never going to complain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

b3tards in brizzle?
what what what?
( zulu eh?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

theres loads of us

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

The ones south of the river don't count.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

It's not that we don't count.
It's the fact we CAN'T count.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)