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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A very tall fellow, indeed he is.
I can only presume that the extra elevation improves the ventilation and cooling necessary to keep his enormously powerful brain ticking over.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Oh, so THAT's why I haven't achieved my full potential
It's not that my brain isn't exceptionally amazing, it's that at 5'11" I'm insufficiently tall for it to work at its optimum performance level
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)
I know how to fix it
You should wear platforms.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)
This is why I like you
Well, this and the flirting. You could learn much from this one, Crowsephine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
You want me to wear platform shoes and flirt with you?
You sicken me. Even if I were Gary Glitter, you'd be too old for me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

sicken arouse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)
*sighs*
It's true. All those BUMDER ALERTS were, in fact, triggered by my growing tumescence bumping into an alarm button under my desk.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I'm even sadder now
that he's not comming to the party because you can't meet him.

Sorry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
That is a shame.
But on the plus side, it will be more comfortable for me. You see, I won't have to put on my cast-iron underpants for fear of BEING BUMMED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

giving into my urge to ing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
It'd end in tears
He'd only become ever more jealous after witnessing my consistent attempts to seduce you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I was tipped off to it from the cutlery rattling as you talked to Monty about your "resonator"
or whatever it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Well, when he then mentioned his deluxe triple-pickup SG,
I thought I was about to creosote the underside of the table.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Well, that, and you're as thick as pig-shit.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

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