I know I've posted this before, but it bears repeating
"And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

it won the bad sex in literature award
a few years back, it's amazing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Where the fuck is that from?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/books/2005/nov/28/fiction.awardsandprizes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

"Oh, Lord," he cried out. "I'm a-comin'!"
lol
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

"less of a sauce, more of a glaze"

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

WHAT THE FUCK
And so they made love together in the pouring rain, with Nurse Murray emitting a stream of girlish exclamations which seemed to indicate that she was enjoying herself. "Gosh", "Golly" and, as things moved towards a conclusion, even "Tally ho!"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I've not read them yet. But here's this years
www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/nov/19/bad-sex-factor-prize-shortlist?intcmp=239
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I skimread, and lol'd:
"It is exactly as he imagined it – the hair, the lips, the hole – and he slips his hands under her wasted buttocks and enters her like a fucking pile driver.""
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)