I just cleaned up my flatmate's piss
Why the fuck did he not do it himself, is what I'd like to know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:22, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that is proper style rank

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I hate boys I HATE BOYS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Boys are fine.
Boy you have to live with are shit.
My housekeeping responsibility is cleaning the bathroom (the one you didn't throw up in). It'd always full of boy hair, and that's gross cos you don't know what part of the boy it's come from.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

i really hate the ones who don't put the toilet seat down, urgh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Yeah, urgh.
Grimness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Despite the fact you think I'm always having a dig at you Swipe.
I can assure you that I'm of the generation of men who do leave the seat down and also holds-open doors for ladies.

Additionally, I'd never let a lady I'm walking with stand 'traffic side'.

So, dog fucking aside, I'm all class.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

you are always having a dig at me
But that's ok I'm used to it around here... :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I also insist on always walking traffic side.
It's quite the done thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

*High fives dozer*
For being part of the classy-bloke-club.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
That is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Why is that funny?
Jeffrey and I are clearly men of good breeding and classically good looks. Just excuse his predilection for canine beastiality and we're okay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)

I'm not. Honestly.
I have rib a lot of people on here, I've not singled you out for special treatment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)

well then i shall sulk about that
You can't win with logic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)

*Ponders how to make Rachel feel special.... comes up with an idea!*
PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)

haha nice try

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

*Scratches head for a bit..... Tries again!*
PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)

getting warmer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

*Strokes chin....... makes another attempt at proving to Swipe she isn't a victim*
PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!! PINK SHINY AND EXPENSIVE! But FREE to Swipe!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

WITH EXTRA ALCOHOL AND CHOCOLATE
AND DELIVERED BY A SEMI NAKED HUNK
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I'm not delivering it.*
*Your definition of 'hunk' may differ to that of the recipient.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

You missed off 'oboe'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)

heh heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Where had he left it?
If you mean 'you just had to flush' then sadly, people do occasionally forget to pull the chain.

Not me though!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

No, he was drunk last night
and there was a suspicious puddle next to the toilet this morning. I thought maybe it was a splash from the sink but no, by this evening it had matured and stank.

I attacked the floor with bleach. This is probably not good, but ANYTHING TO GET RID OF THE SMELL PLEASE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Have you challenged him over this mysterious mess?
Having shared houses with both sexes, I don't recall a single occassion where a female has missed the pan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

That's cos we're closer.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

God no.
The drunk/half asleep piss (for a considerate man), is always a seated affair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

:( indeed, Young Apples.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

You should have rubbed his nose in it
Like a naughty puppy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

You should have made him
His mess, his responsibility
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

thisthisthis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

:)
alright swipe?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)

bit grumpt and fed up at the moment!
You ok??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Woss the matter?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)

yeah I'm okay thanks
your guests getting you down?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Is he a cow, or some other form of livestock?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)