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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:34,
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I know but I have about 40 minutes
to try to get 2 of the laak onside before we meet and you start swinging.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:35,
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Oh, I see. I'm not going to punch you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:38,
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*eyes suspiciously*
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:41,
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good morning dear
Quick question: are me and kitty going to have time to get changed at yours, or shall we train down in what we're bashing in?
(it will only take me ten minutes to get changed?)
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:41,
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The pub's about 500m from the station
so I'd go straight to the pub.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:44,
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Wave at my old Uni hall from the window of the pub, will you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:47,
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Of course I will.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:49,
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Well, of course it depends on whether you want to drop your stuff off or not.
If yes, I do live about 45 mins away by bus and we'll be going in rush hour. Actually, we could always get a bus and a tube. Or the overground.
ARGH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:48,
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Erm ,if it's not too much trouble, I would like to drop my stuff off,
Don't want to be carting round a sleeping bag and that.
I think Kitty will say the same?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:52,
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I thought so.
I'm going to check train times, but I'm imagining they'll also be pretty chocca as it's rush hour on a Friday. You picked the best time to arrive, didn't you :P
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:54,
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Get them to dump their bags in Left Luggage
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:56,
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I'll dump you in left luggage
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:00,
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:(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:03,
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Not really.
Who will protect me from chompy if I did?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:08,
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Aww thanks
I'm sure Mr Chomp will behave most gentlemanly though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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Yeah, he doesn't like me anymore
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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*puts on cape*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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Oi, I'm the one that wears capes
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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sorry
*puts underwear on outside*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:21,
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Does that make you Vampito's sidekick?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:23,
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Thank you
Just let us know which is best.
Yeah we did, didn't we. Bugger.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:05,
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yes please, I'd like to drop my slanket off
I probably don't have time to get changed though, it takes a while to get in a corset so I'll probably have to wear it on the train. I might have to stand up.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:56,
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You could put it on on the train
When we're nearly there. I'll lace you up in the toilets.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:01,
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Do it around Milton Keynes.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:02,
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haha that'll be brilliant
think of the 'huh' noises you make when someone is tightlacing the air out of your lungs? That wouldn't sound suspicious!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:08,
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Hahaha yesss
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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there is a "left luggage" facility at euston station
you could always stick your stuff in there and pick it up on the way home again, it's secure and only costs a couple of quid?
*helps*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:03,
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I guess it's cost around the same as the journey to Cambers and back would
especially as to make good time you'd have to get a tube and a bus and probably an overground too.
EDIT: Not really suitable, the office closes at 23.00
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:04,
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What time does that close though?
Edit: Ah, question answered.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:05,
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RIGHT, your best move is:
Get on the Northern line in Euston southbound to Oval. It doesn't matter if you go via Bank or Charing Cross, you may have to change to the other branch at Kennington but that's no biggie, it doens't cost any more. Once you get to Oval go out of the station. You should see a big park to the left and a churchy building to your right, across a road. Look to your left BEHIND YOU. You should see the Brit Oval buildings. There will be a road leading down here, to your left and behind. There are two bus stops. Cross the road away from the station, and get on the 36, 436 or 185 towards Camberwell. Text me at Vassell Street, or whatever. Something to do with Vassall or Vassell. Get off when the bus says smething about Camberwell Green or Denmark Hill.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:10,
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Or just take your bags to the pub, like I am, you lazy ladies.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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yeah, or that.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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We have more shit than you.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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how much shit do you have?
I was going to bring a hand luggage sized case, if your stuff would fit in there we could share it?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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Not much really, it's just my sleeping bag
Pjs and a change of clothes. It's the sleeping bag that will be a pain. If it'll fit in your bag, that would be fabulous. It does squash down pretty small - it's not a proper sleeping bag, more like a fleece blanket bag
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:17,
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Well I'll leave as much room in my case as poss
and we can try and tardis it in there at the station, see what happens.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:28,
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Did you just get a gaz off chompy?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:28,
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In short:
EUSTON - Northern Line South to:
OVAL - bus (36, 436, 185) to:
CAMBERWELL GREEN/DENMARK HILL
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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Er
Ok. *copies and pastes*
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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I would worry they might try and explode it
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:07,
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I love the difference between our concerns about this idea.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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I thought that said "outside"
And I assumed you were planning some kind of behind-the-bins threesome.
And I thought "Ambitious".
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:41,
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I quite like 'the laak'
like we're mythical creatures.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:42,
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Beware, the laak
The beast with 4 heads and 4 bodies!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:44,
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And six chins!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:45,
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Christ that was pretty mean.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:45,
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But fucking funny!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:48,
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I has a sad because the extra 2 belong to me :(
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:57,
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S'alright
I too suffer from the curse of evil cameras slapping additional chins to my face.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:58,
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Yes
That's the cameras fault...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:59,
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At least you didn't say 8
2 of them are still normal.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:48,
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I was hedging my bets, I don't wanna upset all of them before the bash.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:49,
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I've got my eyes on you....
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:50,
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I'm sure you have, dear.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:51,
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-licks lips-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:53,
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-_-
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:55,
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^_^
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:57,
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But...
3 with double chins, 1 with no chin...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:51,
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I don't know which is worse
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:53,
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don't worry
I'll claim two chins
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:18,
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Like sirens!
But with more booze and corsets
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:44,
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I'll be having little of one and none of the other, I think!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:49,
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haha yeah pissed, trashy sirens.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:57,
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And less bird feet.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:59,
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I'm now picturing the 4 of you on a rock
Swigging gin, cackling and shouting obscene come-ons to sailors, whilst "Here come the girls" plays in the background.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:59,
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Oh Jesus.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:01,
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Beautiful, isn't it?
My brain is fucking awesome.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:02,
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:(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:03,
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:(
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:02,
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I'm most upset about the choice of music
Surely we should get something halfway decent?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:03,
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This.
I have no idea as to what though.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:06,
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Who let the dogs out?
Oh God that was mean of me, I'm so sorry!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:07,
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I'm considering redacting my no-punching promise.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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Ok ok
How about "Girl Anachronism"?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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I like this.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:15,
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It's been stuck in my head since the drive in to work this morning.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:18,
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I approve.
You can pop up and say "The attention just encourages her"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:29,
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It's ok, I made no such promise.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:15,
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hahaha!
Odysseus wouldn't have stood a chance.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:03,
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