my mum once asked me what a carpet muncher was
it was a horrible conversation.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Absolutely the best thing you could have done there
would have been to slowly raise your hand, whilst looking sheepishly at your shoes

"Best" in relation to creating a great QOTW post, not in relation to how it would've made you feel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I remember being about 11 when my sister and I asked our parents what a clitoris was

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

When I was about 9 my sister called me a lesbian
so I asked her what it was and she said "you". Burn.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Your sister is obviously phenomenally prescient
Is she Mystic Meg?

Insert line about claiming five pounds here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

That's like the only witty thing she's ever said
trust me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Seems unfair to assume you that you got the looks AND the brains
although if she was able to make the kind of a call when you were only 9 it stands to reason she's psychic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Together?!
Dude
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

We'd just watched that episode of Red Dwarf
Where Rimmer forms the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That may be the best, and most points-worthy, response to an accusation of weirdness I've ever seen

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Where's Monty?
Fine I'll do it.

"We'd just watched that episode of Red Dwarf
Where Rimmer smegs the Smeg for the Smegeration and Intesmegation of Smegifying Smegisms and their Smeg Into Smeggety"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

That took some effort on your part
So, thanks for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

my friend's dreadfully naive mother
once asked her what fellatio was. how can you hook a husband without knowing what a blowjob is??

although she was a nurse. maybe it was the uniform.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

...or perhaps she was actually very adept at blowjobs but didn't know the term
A bit like Mark van Bommel. He's very good at fightin', but he calls it "football"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)