i'm being taken out for lunch today
by a former colleague who is now working in political PR.

for the tory party.

i am surprised he hasn't cancelled...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Can you kick him hard in the balls....
...and say "This is from PJM".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

can you give him a hug
and say it's from Amberl?

Just to counteract the kick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

My soon to be hiked rail season ticket and 41% cut in Arts Council funding...
...would demand nothing less.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Everytime I think
about the future price of the trains, I get blind with rage.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

^ this
I'm so glad that I no longer have to take the tube into work, especially given the rate at which Boris "Look what a lovable buffoon I am to cover up for what a devious cunt I really am" Johnson seems to hike the fares up.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

There's fare hiking...
...there's also the sympathetic letter I received from my (Conservative!) MP about fare hiking under the Labour government.

And there's the prospect of a whopping 30% hike over four years. We've already got the most expensive trains in Europe, why not simply take those responsible for making trains so expensive outside and shooting them while instructing their newly promoted successors to cut costs.

That's what I'd do if I were in charge.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

that is shockingly violent
from a vegetarian!

amberl - he really was the office romeo, or thought he was, so he'd definitely take it the wrong way if i said "here, have a hug from a young well-endowed glamorous university student" !
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Although I'm a pacifist
I'd still punch Tony Blair in the face given half a chance.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

^ Likewise
I'm fully in favour of words and discussion over violence, but I'd happily hold the cunt still for you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I agree
but what about from me :D
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

C'mon now, the torries aren't so bad, just as long as you don't get sick or poor or anything like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Tell him from me
That I'm glad they've got in to fix the mess Labour always make of things.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)