cunt her in the fuck. I was actually made to hug a tree today. I'm 28
and after the tree hugging we had to build homes for soft toys in the woods. I had to have a word with myself and just get on with it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I quite like hugging trees
Or something equaly hard. It's very relaxing and I feel so much better afterwards.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I like having my face right up against a wall but I draw the line at tree hugging.
Today was very strange.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

And your pants around your ankles?

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

"I like having my face right up against a wall"
Erm, what?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I honestly didn't know where to start with that one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Makes it easier to start licking the windows.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

That's good
Nothing I could think of was doing justice to the sheer open goal he'd set up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

You know when you're really tired and almost dead on your feet.
Right well when I'm like that I like leaning against a wall but resting on my face. It's a bit weird now I've written it down.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Yeah, just a bit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I bet you try it though

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Not at all.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I can't believe no-one else has picked up on this
I've got something hard you can hug, Abby...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

No, you don't
Unless you mean your supertall, superfit, superjealous, superhard girlfriend, I'm not hugging anything yours. I could lose my teeth in a fight with her
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Don't panic, she's a pacifist
unless provoked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

That's not what you've said before
Or did you only want to scare me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

She really is a pacifist
However I think she'd make an exception if someone tried to have sex with me in front of her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You're either on a corporate team bonding event
Or your shouldn't be allowed out unsupervised...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Wrong! Miss a turn.
Literacy trail around a forest.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I feel the latter applies...
Because you've clearly gone there volunterily...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Wrong again, go to Hull
Part of my degree.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Build homes for soft toys in the woods?
What? In case you can't get hold of any puppies at short notice?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)