But it's so easily fixed
You can find a decent barber practically anywhere now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't be mean
You know he's not talking about it. That's his other problem.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You haven't yet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Ooooo
Burn!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Back of the net!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Are you throwing stones in the glass house of haircuts, Chompy?
Make the most of it while you still can, I suppose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

My hair cut is not even worth comment.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Hair "cut" implies there's enough of it to cut

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

You're a fine one to talk...
Just about SFW

Edit: Linkied at Chompy's request as it's too horrific for words. Apologies to all who got an eyeful of that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

'I'm too shy-shy, hush hush...'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

NSFW YOU CUNT

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

W YOU
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

'Neverending stooo-reeeeee'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Monty! I've missed your unique brand of charm
So few people have called me a cunt today, I was starting to feel positively empowered. And on the subject of hair, I have just six words for you.

"I'm going to need... MORE TIES!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Best advert on TV by a country mile.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Which says very little for the power of advertising,
given how brilliantly they're trying to sell a product you so obviously need
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I actually also bought some ties, just in case.
The thing is, I could dye my hair - not much you can do about YOUR BENT FACE, though, is there?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

There's plenty
I just can't afford it yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Since we're on 'the power of advertising':
"You can do it if you B&Q it"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Err, I think you mean
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwCsmKkXALA&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ha!
You bastard, I hope nobody checks my work internet history...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ever read 'The Man in the Iron Mask' by Alexandre Dumas?
I think that's they way you should go. Particularly the 'years in solitary confinement' bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I know you don't mean that
I fulfil a basic fundamental need in your psychological makeup. With me around you aren't so much presented with ammunition for your cruel barbs as hand-delivered it in beautifully gift-wrapped form by a team of winged monkeys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Come now Mr Boyce,
I know you can do better than that... Call me a bumder. You'll feel SO much more superior for it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I know you can do better than that... Call me a bumder. You'll feel SO much more superior for it right up my colon
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)