I think I'm going to punch you in the bollocks this evening.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What for?
I'm a pacifist, but not above forcing you to recreate the animated gif I made of you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Good, you won't punch me back then.
I just feel like it. That's the kind of kerrazy shit I do sometimes. I'm well waki.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'll get your girlfriend to beat you up
girlfriend GIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNND
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Normally I have to pay her to do that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

"Come on, china, here's fifty quid"
"Now would you PLEASE stamp on my nuts like they're unwanted gerbils?!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Have you bugged my flat? That's uncanny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I'm glad I got the Larndarn-ism right with 'china'
I watched Mary Poppins last night and took notes about how to talk in London, because it's nice to make an effort to speak the language when you go somewhere forrin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Haha make sure to reference the 'apples and pears' a lot,
and say 'Law luv a duck' after every sentence. You'll fit right in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Cheers guvnor

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You will remember that it's considered the height of bad manners not to do the "Old Bamboo" dance when you first enter the pub, wont you?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Officelol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Careful now
If it all gets too cockernee then Monty will try and reform you by getting you to enunciate whilst holding a load of balls in your mouth.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

That's where the good Mr Crow steps in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Monty has a girlfriend? Why did Peter Noone mention this?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Let's just say
'I'm into something good'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

good average
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You cheeky cunt, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I do my best
In all seriousness, if it is who I think it is, then Woo, Yay, Houpla, and all that shite, she's ace, you deserve it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You'd best be glad you're not going
She'd rip your larynx out for that remark.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I'm tempted to get on a train to Macclesfield with a claw hammer myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

You're making the girls all swoony

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

What, with my Sutcliffe charm?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

It's a real clincher.

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Now there's a man who really knew how to defend a lady's honour!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

And if not swoony then a least a bit whoozy if you get a good clean hit.
Which may well have been the joke anyway, but I'd already typed it before the thought occured.

So, what about all this weather we've been having, eh?
(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)