Ignoring the Rooney question, because I know nothing about English football, and he's re-signed anyway
- Middlesbrough, Swindon and Blackpoolare all complete shitholes in their own way. Glasgow, although not exactly at the top of the World's Best Cities list, is not that bad, and has improved a lot over the last few years.

- Carol Vorderman's too old now. But that Rachel bird is a bit skinny.

- I have no particular problems with b3tans. If I don't like them, I ignore them.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Skinny or not
I'd still bend her over a table, spread a table cloth on her back, open up a bottle of beer, put down a china plate for my pasta salad read a book of poetry
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Tantric rape?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

That Stings.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I love this new style you've been trialling. I say 'more please'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)