Previous thread is a) too long and b) created by Al
Bearing in mind that anyone who doesn't live in London and is going to the Bash is on a train by now, I feel this is a perfect time to unlock some taboo subjects. My questions are these;

- Assuming that no Rooney means Chelsea will walk the title this year, who's going to finish second? Yes I'm aware that most of the B3tans who like football aren't going to the Bash.

- How badly does Countdown need Carol Voderman back to make it the tea-time wankfest it once was?

- What's the worst British city you've ever visited, in honour of my forthcoming visit to Glasgow?

- Which B3tan (preferably from those not reading this) would you most like to bless with a kick in the fucking bollocks/front bum?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:15, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Rooney has just signed a new 5 year deal with Man U
Breaking News
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

AL HAS BROKEN THE NEWS.
/Chris Morris voice
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Peter, you've lost the news!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

You're in the world trade centre?
Which tower?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Rooney is staying now!
New 5 year contract today

The new bird on Countdown is fit!

Kilmarnock - pure shite

Erm, JamMasterGeordie? I find his/her posts to be tedious
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I was about to make a thread. Talking about how Australia banned a calvin klein ad because it was "suggestive of violence and rape"
here
I wouldn't call it NSFW, because it shows no nudity, and I think they're being fucking stupid.

I'd like to have this as a poster. Hanging above my bed.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

The aussies always get in a bother about sex and violence
That ad's shit too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

WHAT.
I think it's hot.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

You totally get off on violence and rape

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

They all look entirely vacant
Utterly disinterested in what they're doing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

All the best rapes are like that

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I prefer some passion in my rapes
Maybe some 'defensive wounds' too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

when you say "all" you mean Lara Stone?
I don't see that at all. To me it seems to be taken before he kisses her neck. Like most women, she's tilting her head to the side and about to close her eyes and enjoy the sensation.
The other bloke is watching, one hand on his shoulder, the other wrapped in her hair. Sharing the two, perhaps?
The third guy, yeah, not paying much attention.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

How did things go at the vets yesterday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

she's fine
no infection, gave me some cleanser and cortizone drops
another $100
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Ouch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I'm telling you, I think they're dicking me around. You know they charge $40 to swab her ear and look at it under a microscope?
Then the asshole got smart with me because he asked how her stomach was from the last time I was there, I told him I called the pet store and they suggested to change her food, the vet said "ya know, I just want to ask, where did they go to school? they're just trying to sell food" I wanted to say WELL IT FUCKING WORKED ASSHOLE. I didn't have to spend a hundred dollars there to figure out she's fucking fine.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Is there a professional body you can complain to?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

nah, guess that's just the way it's going to be
I'm lucky I don't have a kid, they're in and out of the doctors all the time
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You need to live a country that doesn't charge for healthcare!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

ffs, the amount I've spent on vet bills alone so far covers my passport and a quarter of the flight and hotel price to london

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Granted, we have no national health service for pets here
But the insurance isn't that expensive and the excess you pay is usually no more than fifty-quid, making poorly-pets affordable! (It also means people rescuing older animals who might have health problems are still motivated to do so).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

How about this, as a cheaper, preventive measure?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Is that photo taken from the last B3ta bash?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

a portrayal
with prettier people
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Kinda
It's a Crimewatch dramatic recreation, but they couldn't get lookalikes hideous enough without incurring the wrath of the RSPCA, so they sexed it up by using Hollyoaks castoffs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

My train isn't until 16:21, so there
Football's shit and dull, and I hope Rooney's mansion gets stormed by those protesters and they lynch the cheating cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

This. This. This. ^ Post of the month. Not the day. Or the week. But the fucking month ^
Football is

dull
boring
shit
tedious
moronic

and Rooney is a fucking weapons grade cunt.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

...with a face only Spud-U-Like could love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Agreed
I fucking hate football and everything associated with it's running. I consider avid football fans as being mentally defective in some way.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It is a retarded sport played by retards and supported by retards.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Thing is Battered
I also go and watch Bristol play rugby.

Does this make me bisexual?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yes.
Edit: you would be slightly more hetro if you supported Wasp's though.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Why would I want to support Wasps?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Because their six little legs are too weak to carry them.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Hmmm, lightweight undercarriage with retractable wheels for physically challenged hymenoptera.
Hello, is that Dragons Den?
(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Ignoring the Rooney question, because I know nothing about English football, and he's re-signed anyway
- Middlesbrough, Swindon and Blackpoolare all complete shitholes in their own way. Glasgow, although not exactly at the top of the World's Best Cities list, is not that bad, and has improved a lot over the last few years.

- Carol Vorderman's too old now. But that Rachel bird is a bit skinny.

- I have no particular problems with b3tans. If I don't like them, I ignore them.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Skinny or not
I'd still bend her over a table, spread a table cloth on her back, open up a bottle of beer, put down a china plate for my pasta salad read a book of poetry
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Tantric rape?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

That Stings.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I love this new style you've been trialling. I say 'more please'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

1. Sport = gay
2. Countdown = gay
3. Cities you've visited = gay
4. You, you fucking gay
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

If you'll allow me......
POTD!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'd click it myself if I could, I ain't gonna lie to ya.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Well technically you could click it yourself.
I'd not judge you.

You gay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Nothing's stopping you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You're stopping him
from getting his cock wet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

The sight of me does tend to put a dampener on erections, true.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Not mine it doesn't.
I have to strap it to my leg with a leather belt if I only hear your name.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Oh Monty.
You're so good to me. You know me inside and out, and my darkest places...

It's such a shame you've retired from the porn scene.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

One ill-advised 'hey everyone! I've got AIDS' joke and it was all over.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

We don't joke about AIDS in the business.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I know that NOW, don't I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

My honour and pride in my work are both stopping me.
How could I live with myself if all the lurkers in B3taland, and all my online chumeroos were to RISE UP AS ONE, clicking like New Zealand chickens, sending it SHOOTING TO THE TOP OF THE POPULAR PAGE, but that one of the clicks that got it there was my own?

EH????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You would be SpankyHanky.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

That's the third biggest insult that can be said about a b3tan.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Is one Bert?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Of course.
I am saving the other space as I haven't quite made my mind up yet.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

"You're so ugly, even Lampito wouldn't tap that. Or hit that"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

POTD

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

:(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

"You're so ugly I wouldn't rape you if you were dead"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Now THIS is POTD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

"I wouldn't rape you with a rusty shovel"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

*writes these down to use at the bash*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I wouldn't even let my dog lick that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

It's good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

but it's not right
/Roy Walker
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Well why not click it.
Then put yourself on ignore?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

That would be fair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Do it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

officelol.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I think Chelsea will win the Premier League regardless
(Although Rooney has signed a new deal).

Rachel Riley is double-fit.

Grimsby (or Sheffield), or anywhere in the north.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I think you need to check out the only-slightly-stalkerish www.rachelriley.org/
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

If I were her, I'd be afraid.
Very very afraid.

That really is freaky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

It really is
This post alone is concerning (SFW) www.rachelriley.org/get-em-off-rachel-t777.html
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

That's messed up

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Have you just jizzed all over your screen?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Don't care.
Don't really care.
Shut up about your TV appearance. No one cares.
Don't really care.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I took my inspiration from the best.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

You're an equal opportunities kicker?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Fucking hell you lot are grumpy today
I'd have thought you'd be in a better mood. Well, not Monty, obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Do I look like I care?
No. Jog on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

At the risk of exposing myself to further ridicule I'm going to make the effort
and ask what it is I've done that's made you so arsey towards me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

This

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Fuck off Al
Petty jealousy doesn't get any more becoming with time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Sorry. Sorry Darth.
I know I'm not being very nice to you today, and it's quite unfair. But may I just say:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you make me laugh.
EDIT: that was to Darth's comment. the picture is also lol.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

This is a truly surreal day
Of all the people who I'd expect an apology, however serious, from, you're about third or fourth on my "yeah right" list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I try to be as nice as possible. But sometime people rub me up the wrong way.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Evidently
Good to know that my efforts to be less openly hostile than most B3tans have been so well-received. Fuck this, I'm going for a cigarette
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

RAH RAH RAH

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

cigarette bit of bumming
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It's got fuckall to do with being "less openly hostile"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

If you're so keen to be "as nice as possible", then what have I done to earn such hostility?
Seriously, what have I ever done to you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

It's ribbing. See all the posts about me being an anal pornstar? Amberl being fetish? Crow being a poof?
This is b3ta. Stop taking it so seriously.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

oh good lord this, I'm heather from eastenders and have been fucking sycubus for years now, apparently
it's just the internet, nothing is personal
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Kajagoogoololz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Darth's Friday night whilst we're at the bash:

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

That's a bit mean
you should change his face to the one above
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

that's so mean :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

You're slightly aroused by it, though.
Admit it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

well yeah

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

You still smirked a bit though didn't you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I didn't, I frowned. Offline.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

It's only mean coz it's troo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I never knew Bob was black!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

hahahahahaha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I must admit that's quite good
Altough I have no idea why I'm trying to temper my responses for the sake of decorum around you cunts (apologies to those of you who are not cunts, I can see two at present)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

we're all cunts

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I was counting you as one of the two

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I don't like bullying.
But, that picture is pretty hot.
Mind if I print it out and keep it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

It wasn't bullying. I might be a cunt but I'm not a bullying cunt.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

toemaytoe tahmartoe

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*lowers glasses, peers over top*
*awaits further definition*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Definition: there was no malicious intent, just building on a meme.
Seriously - if you're that bothered about it I'll delete it*


* in a month or so
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Aha
So your argument is, it's not bullying if someone else starts it?

How old are you again?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm 37 but an extremely immature 37. It was meant to be a joke. If you'd like me to remove I will.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Hardly any point removing it now, is there
and as I said, it was quite amusing and very well done. Contrary to my conduct today I can generally handle the bullying but at least be honest about what you're doing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Fair point.
*offers internet handshake*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*gladly accepts*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

CAN YOU SEND ME A LARGE COPY OF IT???????

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

it's only low res so won't print very well.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

totally joking mate

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Why hold it back?
It's not like anyone's going to care about the swings of your gay handbag
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

pft.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Oh come on Darth
please don't start taking the internet seriously, you were so much more fun when you joined in with the sillyness. We all know you're not really a huge bender who likes to get a nice hard cock in his hand and then slowly run your tongue around the end of it before sucking it right down to the back of your throat and milking that hot spunk straight into your stomach without it touching the sides.

Honest. We know this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Bad day
And I appreciate that by your standards the above is quite sweet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

*internet HugZORZ*
I hope you feel better next week
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

This is most unexpected
I'm going to have to say something I never thought I would; Thank you, Al, that's very decent of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Don't hold back Darth - decorum is boring.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

This is the thing though,
I've got nothing against you and am of the opinion that you're a decent and knowledgeable bloke. I'm just not good enough at being randomly arsey for B3ta!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

You're more of a target than usual today as Bob's not around.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

What a thing to aspire to
"Secondary mudslinging target"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

go on
have you not seen the marry shag kill thing?
I was like, forth from the top of the kill side
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Nope
Rest assured you wouldn't have been on my Kill list though. I'm going with Shag, as I like you a lot and am prepared to make a blind leap of faith on the subject
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You don't have to believe me
;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Tech question, what software did you use to rotate his head to the correct angle? I'm restricted by Paint's hard-on for right angle rotations.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Powerpoint

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Cheers!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Paint.net
or Gimpshop
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Was thinking of checking those out
Or just acquiring Photoshop and trying to learn that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I've got a copy of CS3 you can have if you like

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

If it's no trouble, that'd be awesome
If it's any hassle at all, don't bother, I can always...y'know... *winks*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Have sex with Crowsephine?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'm in a bad mood. And am feeling particularly arsey.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
I'll leave you alone now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'll be there (relatively) soon!
Surely this should bring peace and joy?

And if not then I'm sure Kitty and Apple will
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You bring me all the peace and joy in the world.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

excellent news
There shall be peace and joy in abundance. If I can find this fucking slanket

/rage
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You love peace don't you?
All over you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

If by peace
you mean Midnight Poison body moisturiser by Dior. Then damn right I do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

See, if Darth had posted this, I'd be abusing him mercilessly for the veritable bumderism of it all
It's just as well you are in possession of a clopper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Lolololol
I WANT MY BEDDING TO DRY GOD DAMN IT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Errrm, why is your bedding wet?
Have you been thinking about the seeing to I promised to give you later?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

It's all that 'peace'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

The pair of them love to get as much "peace" as they can
they'll do anything for peace, anything at all, and when they get it they like to make sure they each get a good share of "peace" everywhere they can get it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

'Peacing' all over each other, day and night, night and day.
Endless 'peace' parties. They just can't stop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

No, I'm washing it as it's due and there'll be a hot lady (or two hot ladies if I sleep on the floor) in it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I read that as "bleeding"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

'arsey' you say.
*shouts*
OK Boys. Lights. Camera. Aaaaand action!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

What is it with all the football posts recently
it is, to coin a Kitty, shit and dull and I hate you.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I think someone should do a badge for all the anti-football b3tans.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

The "we don't watch a load of poofs kick a ball" club

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I like this. Needs more retard though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

They should all learn to play rugby
That'd toughen them up
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Correct.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Rugby is shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

'Football: the sport of queens'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'm rather pleased with that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

How smug are you today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

8.4 on the Vipter Scale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Have you ever managed a perfect 10?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

My Bert Akabussi yarn was I think my best ever.
I could have carried that on for a good couple more chapters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I think that was before my time.
I'll assume it was both LOLZ and cutting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

It was about a fortnight ago.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Well I still didn't see it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Top work.
I will steal this if I may?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

By all means!
This one's for general use.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Brilliant mincing pic there.
From your personal collection?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Yes
It's from what the Police and media will later refer to as a 'volume of victims'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Don't care about football
Don't really fancy Vordeman

Worst city is Derby. Or possibly Peterborough.

I love all b3tans equally. Except for those I don't and their names shall be concealed in the mists of time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

And me. You love me a bit extra. Don't fight it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I was going to say that would make me a faghag
but then I relented.

Of course I love you a bit extra Monty. And even more after some whisky
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

*buys whisky*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

^
(Cheap blended stuff I'd imagine).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

How fucking dare you.
Amberl knows her whiskies. I would never sully her fair lips with anything less than a top quality malt.

She knows this. I know this. It's only you that doesn't know this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

malt penis
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Do you think she'd mind?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

She'd prefer it if you slapped her a bit first
and then grabbed the back of her head and just give it some
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*writes this down*
Thank God I've got you to help me out with tips.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

When you finally spunk, make sure it hits her in both eyes
and don't let her get up to find a towel until she's polished your cock clean and you've smacked her in the face with it a few times.

Then make sure you just leave and go back to the bar leaving her to clean up in the toilets on her own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Having first taken a tenner out of her purse so you can buy a drink?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

i would

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I am not happy about your slating of Derby
Just because it's a shit hole doesn't mean you can call it one :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)