And me. You love me a bit extra. Don't fight it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was going to say that would make me a faghag
but then I relented.

Of course I love you a bit extra Monty. And even more after some whisky
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

*buys whisky*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

^
(Cheap blended stuff I'd imagine).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

How fucking dare you.
Amberl knows her whiskies. I would never sully her fair lips with anything less than a top quality malt.

She knows this. I know this. It's only you that doesn't know this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

malt penis
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Do you think she'd mind?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

She'd prefer it if you slapped her a bit first
and then grabbed the back of her head and just give it some
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*writes this down*
Thank God I've got you to help me out with tips.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

When you finally spunk, make sure it hits her in both eyes
and don't let her get up to find a towel until she's polished your cock clean and you've smacked her in the face with it a few times.

Then make sure you just leave and go back to the bar leaving her to clean up in the toilets on her own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Having first taken a tenner out of her purse so you can buy a drink?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

i would

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)