I don't like Baconnaise.
Like that time they made green tomaot ketchup there is something wrong with it. Me head gets very confused by things that aren't what they seem.

It does taste surprisingly bacony, though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How the fuck has garth crooks got a job on telly?
A. He is stupid
B. He is hideous
C. He talks utter balls
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I've got Jeff Stelling on.
Crooks is a cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I've never heard that euphemism for an erection before

( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

At my mates who is to cheap for sky.
I miss jeff. Stepping, not you bumder.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

WTF
Is a 'jeff Stepping?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

turn 'er up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)

The one who I can't work out is Katy Brand.
She must be _really_ good at sucking dick 'cus she ain't any good at doing comedy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

She was good as the pigeon in mongrels though.
How was your night then g man?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

No she wasn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)