I have a monumental hangover
Please post entertaining things to take my mind of it.

Thanks in anticipation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:49, 96 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*waggles*

( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

waggles finger?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

No, it was my penis
if you want a hangover cure I can thoroughly recommend one of the following:

Bloody Mary
Coffee & Rum

Hope this helps,
broadsword xx
( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I've had a nice hot bath
And a small Stella.

I feel a lot better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Baconnaise
www.ocado.com/webshop/product/Baconnaise-Spread/58681011?parentContainer|20001|20424|19999|19996
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I don't like Baconnaise.
Like that time they made green tomaot ketchup there is something wrong with it. Me head gets very confused by things that aren't what they seem.

It does taste surprisingly bacony, though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

How the fuck has garth crooks got a job on telly?
A. He is stupid
B. He is hideous
C. He talks utter balls
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I've got Jeff Stelling on.
Crooks is a cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I've never heard that euphemism for an erection before

( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

At my mates who is to cheap for sky.
I miss jeff. Stepping, not you bumder.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

WTF
Is a 'jeff Stepping?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

turn 'er up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)

The one who I can't work out is Katy Brand.
She must be _really_ good at sucking dick 'cus she ain't any good at doing comedy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

She was good as the pigeon in mongrels though.
How was your night then g man?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

No she wasn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)

At home I've got
- Mountain Dew Red
- Mountain Dew Normal
- 2x types of root beer
- Welsh's grape soda
- Watermellon and grape Nerds
- Watermellon, Cherry and Apple flavours of Taffy
- 'Flaming hot' cheetos (these are quite rank, I'm gutted they ain't like the old Flamming Hot Wotsits)
- White chocolate and Fudge Pretzels
- American Cola
- .... loads of other stuff that I can't remember.

www.americansoda.co.uk/uk/American-Soda/Home/Drinks/default.aspx
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I will have a hot lesbian bassist in my bed tomorrow.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Is that prison slang?

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

will
lesbian b
ist in my bed tomorrow

How's THAT for strikethrough pandering?
( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I have a ass?
For shame, breastsword.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

A hot ass, nonetheless

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Heeeee hawwwwwwww
I'm liking breastsword, might have to change my name
( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

;)
I like Breastsword.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Word!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

'Sup Nizzoel?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Fucking shattered but full of awesome.
You?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

GOOD, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I have no hangover.
So fuck off, alcohol!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Good to meet you last night

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

You too, dear boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

And you Sir. How is your hangover?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Nonexistent, thank Christ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Absolutely.
The feeling's mutual.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)

^What he said!
I'm only sorry I had to bugger off so early.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Ditto, but I was shattered.
If I didn't bail out when I did, I would have ended up crashed out in a chair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

What a great pleasure it was to meet you at last.
You're a fabulous chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

He is, isn't he?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

My parting memory of you was you running backwards, with a scrunched up face,
giving me double middle fingers up and screaming "FUCK OFF!"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I think this means he likes you
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Hehehe!
I was shouting "valete", though: not "FUCK OFF!"

And it was V-signs. But you're in the right area.
:)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Alright, shortarse?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

i have some chocolate orange left over
and no interesting plans for my weekend
win some, lose some
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

also I just beat my best score in that addictive game
by 1...177
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

O_O You beat me!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I've not got past 112 yet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)

What game?
I'm loving Cut The Rope on the iPhone at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

What is this game?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Game is
www.gamesaien.com/game/color_tiles/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

it's the kind of thing I get addicted too
also this:http://www.thegamehomepage.com/play/combine/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Oh god I'd forgotten about that.
Damn you, Incident.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:26, Reply)

hHAHAHAH!
/evil laugh

I think it's anything with colour matching
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

VEry well thank you. How goes it with you?
Was lovely to see you again ♥
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Tip-top, old gel.
I hope you aren't too sore after the SAVAGE BUMMING I gave you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Bit of a limp, but I've come to embrace the pain.
I just have to make sure I don't eat any spicy foods for a couple of days, to give my ringpiece time to recover.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Very wise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I don't understand the game
But I just got 89. Is this good?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

not bad
was it zozimus who couldn't get past 80?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Ooh
Imagine what I could achieve if I knew how to play
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Libelous!
I'm stuck on 133
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I fucking love that game
not got past 196 yet. i'm DETERMINED to clear the damn board some day
( Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I've just spent the afternoon
at the most vulgar, common birthday party imaginable. As I said to Lusty via sneaky text, if there's a global pink plastic shortage in the near future I will not be in the least bit surprised.

Ghastly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

was it a 6th birthday party?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)

3rd.
I was the only person who had bought the child a BOOK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)

really?!
My ex-nephew used to get loads of books all the time. Especially from me (when I wasn't crocheting him stuff)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

I counted no less than six different Barbie princesses being handed over.
My snobbery levels were out of control. I thought I was going to have a seizure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I'll lend you some Diazepam before you have to go to another kids party.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)

The father of the birthday girl
was under instruction to make sure I had no more than three beers. Fucking insulting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

ha.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)

I couldn't stand barbie
even when I was little. I thought she was snobby and boring
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Crass and insufferably vulgar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I hope it was not about the rise of the 3rd Reich.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

It was 'The Holocaust in Pictures'.
Alright, beautiful?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Hello Monty you cunt : )
I'm fine.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I've been dragged round Sainsbury's followed by a row about a crappy party I don't want to go to tonight.
Pub is calling.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

You poor sod.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)

special bash medal of honour
goes to Brian Hequator, for not only producing SALT BEEF 'SAMMICHES' but for also being a Raoul Moat lookalike. LOVE that man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Those sandwiches were excellent. Top effort.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I only hope
that he saved himself a couple to eat in his storm drain afterwards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)

He was fine - he had somebody coming round to give him a bucket of chicken.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)

An' some ca...cans of lager. Ahm here ta see me mate Moaty!
Do you like my dressing gown?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I'll say.
First time I'd had salt beef.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Next time we're out
we'll get some from the Brick Lane Beigel Bake. You will soil yourself with joy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Oooh I like that place.
We should go there tonight. 24 hour, innit?

no way. I'm knackered. Hit me up, though. I love Brick Lane.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I love Brick Lane also.
I wouldn't eat a fucking curry from any of the restaurants there though. Fucking filth without exception.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Oh yes, of course.
I go for the shopping. Beyond Retro eats my bank balance, so I limit my trips there.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

With Tayyabs, Needoo and Lahore's
just minutes down the road, the popularity of those rat-infested shitholes is a complete mystery to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

i did have one when I went there
I'm not dead, but there again I am well hard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Hard in the boys' showers, yes.
That makes less sense seeing as you're a 'laytee' but hey ho.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

mmmm
boys' showers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

i had an exhibition in the Brewery gallery there
nice place, if a bit self consciously cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I prefer 'chock-full of fucking twats' myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Should be a new one on the scale
Ocean-going.
Shoreditch.
Weapons-grade.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

there was a lot of carefully crafted frays on the bottom of jeans
(circa 2003)

I find it insulting when there are people like me who are genuinely scruffy, non of this faux-scruffy nonsense
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Lampers
has a lot of carefully crafted frays on her bottom today. I really did bum the poor girl into the middle of next week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)