I've just spent the afternoon
at the most vulgar, common birthday party imaginable. As I said to Lusty via sneaky text, if there's a global pink plastic shortage in the near future I will not be in the least bit surprised.

Ghastly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

was it a 6th birthday party?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)

3rd.
I was the only person who had bought the child a BOOK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)

really?!
My ex-nephew used to get loads of books all the time. Especially from me (when I wasn't crocheting him stuff)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

I counted no less than six different Barbie princesses being handed over.
My snobbery levels were out of control. I thought I was going to have a seizure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I'll lend you some Diazepam before you have to go to another kids party.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)

The father of the birthday girl
was under instruction to make sure I had no more than three beers. Fucking insulting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

ha.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)

I couldn't stand barbie
even when I was little. I thought she was snobby and boring
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Crass and insufferably vulgar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I hope it was not about the rise of the 3rd Reich.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

It was 'The Holocaust in Pictures'.
Alright, beautiful?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Hello Monty you cunt : )
I'm fine.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I've been dragged round Sainsbury's followed by a row about a crappy party I don't want to go to tonight.
Pub is calling.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

You poor sod.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)