'Ello Mr Monty.
I'm talking to randoms on the internets. I shall go the pub at lunchtime, and put annoying sounds on the juke box. That is, annoying to other people. Those who don't appreciate The Incredible String Band.
Did you enjoiy the bash? I see you're coming to the Manc one in December.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

aka 'deaf cunts'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Wrong Monty!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I don't 'do' The North.
The pall of brass bands, coal and oppression offends my delicate senses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Allergy to wippets too?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Chronic allergy, yes.
And if I so much as hear the words 'racing pigeon' I come out in hives.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

God's own fucking country up here lad.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

He's fucking welcome to it, and all.
I'm firmly ensconced in Satan's Paradise, thank you very much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

It's the smell of desperation and the noise of the cotton mills that put me off.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

We do have mushy peas in the chip shops though.
And battered black pudding.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Didn't that cunt Mandelson mistake mushy peas for guacamole in front of the press once?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

One of the funniest things EVER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

The fucking mincer probably stuck a saveloy up his ringpiece too

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah, apparently.
In Hartlepool, of all places. Bet that went down a storm.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

delightful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_C_hRLBM2E
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

And rickets.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

And interesting social diseases.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

There is nothing interesting about the north. Even the diseases are dull.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah just noticed.
It's the "other" Monty who's coming.
The nice one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)