i love bristol
very nice city. the first time i went, the taxi driver opened the boot and said "alrrrreet my loverrrrrr" and i nearly died laughing, i'd never heard anything like it before. are you bashing it up loverrrrrstyle?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

there's a lot more interesting things that happen there
compared to south wales
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

It's better than calling everyone 'duck'
*Gets all defensive about his home City*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

hah
I like "duck" mainly because my grandparents came from stoke, so it has good associations
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

that's nottingham
as i found out this weekend, never having been there before.

coincidental but correct!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Are you originally from a more Mancunian part of the world?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

very originally
i am from yorkshire, but we moved to buckinghamshire when i was very little. then up to cheshire when i was about 10. which is why i don't really sound very northern!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

*Fumes at lack of mocking opportunities*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

you mock me daily
it's why i cry myself to sleep at night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

:-(
Sad times.

I tried to right all previous wrongs the other night by making some sort of Pink/Expensive/But Free to Swipe type post to cheer you up.

You never replied *sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

haha
i might have passed out on the sofa and then gone straight to bed that night.

well, i appreciate the thought. a tiny bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Have you got rid of your house-guests yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

no
tomorrow. they want to take me out for dinner tonight but i don't want to eat anything after a lasagne for lunch, so i am planning to make my excuses and slope off elsewhere.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Tell them to leave you out of dinner, but suggest they might want to buy you a NICE bottle of wine instead?
Have you been checking the carpet in the spare room on a daily basis? Just. In. Case.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

they own an art gallery and he's an artist
usually i get a free painting, beautiful stuff!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

As long as he hasn't been using Piero Manzoni for inspiration you'll be fine with a picture!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

is this another shit carpet gag??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

He is a dead Italian artist who used 'shit' as one of his mediums.
I've no idea if he ever used carpet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

how delightful
shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Well, he's dead now. And Italian. He doesn't sound like a great loss to the world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

loverrrrstyle?
I'm of to CHCB's wedding reception and sunday meeting other B3tans.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)