Same old shit I expect Jeffers, perhaps in a different order, but nevertheless shit is shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Feeling down Rory?

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I could cheerfully feel you up ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I'm going to phone you tomorrow evening.
I'm going to phone you hard.


Too tired to chat now.

Are you Ok honeybun?
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I totally tried ringing you earlier but your land line was borked
I shall look forward to a hard one in the ear tomorrow :-P xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Bloody BT bastards.
*shakes fist*
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

The utter cunts!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

*sobs into pillow*
Not really, simply quiet resignation that there’s never a free flow, and it’s all mostly uphill, expect the worst, and everything’s a bonus after that.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

*huggles*

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Motivational seminars available at £1,800.00 plus vat for 90 minutes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

you couldn't motivate a cat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Most astute Bobby, it is somewhat difficult to motivate a cat beyond feeding it, a most fickle creature

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I dunno I trained my previous cat to stand on two legs so he could get a stroke.
But I was just quoting partridge as it's on shortly.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)