Evening thread.
What do the next 7 days hold in store for you?

Alt Q: I played golf this afternoon, what was the last bit of sport you did?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:40, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Same old shit I expect Jeffers, perhaps in a different order, but nevertheless shit is shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Feeling down Rory?

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I could cheerfully feel you up ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I'm going to phone you tomorrow evening.
I'm going to phone you hard.


Too tired to chat now.

Are you Ok honeybun?
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I totally tried ringing you earlier but your land line was borked
I shall look forward to a hard one in the ear tomorrow :-P xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Bloody BT bastards.
*shakes fist*
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

The utter cunts!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

*sobs into pillow*
Not really, simply quiet resignation that there’s never a free flow, and it’s all mostly uphill, expect the worst, and everything’s a bonus after that.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

*huggles*

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Motivational seminars available at £1,800.00 plus vat for 90 minutes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

you couldn't motivate a cat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Most astute Bobby, it is somewhat difficult to motivate a cat beyond feeding it, a most fickle creature

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I dunno I trained my previous cat to stand on two legs so he could get a stroke.
But I was just quoting partridge as it's on shortly.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Not going to work!
So Am I the only person in the country who doesn't watch xFactor.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

I don't.
David Attenbourough on BBC2 FTW!
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I've got the Antiques Roadshow on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

the Antiques Roadshow a lob
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

That too.
The old boy who values the pottery REALLY does it for me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Woo! Could you come across as any more exciting to the B3ta ladies on here.
I doubt it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

He's watching on a portable from a flaming Honda Accord
whilst on the run from S.W.A.T
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I like the Antiques Roadshow
I love it when some fool turns up with something they think is worth a fortune only to be told it's fake.

The look of disappointment on their face is priceless.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

No
I've never watched The Apprentice either.

I am okay with this.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I watched one episode once
and woke up two days later covered in bloody vomit and scratch marks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

hahaha!
Yay! Bad Santa is on!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

But it's not Christmas...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

That's Channel 5 for you.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

So funny that film, I want to watch it but am going to settle for Partridge then MOTD.
I still have face paint on, it won't come off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I'm imagining you looking like one of Insane Clown Posse

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I'll put a pic up in a bit. Gonna have a spliff I think, I am shattered.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Does table tennis count?
Nothing exciting next week until Halloween.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

You are Desmond Douglas
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Who? Old man makes old reference. ;)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

You got Google in Newport?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I'm a lazy cunt innit/
How did City get on in the end? Did yo usee the gunners? In Bristol tonight. I'm making an offer on a cottage next week in Carleon next week.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

City drew.
So, next week you're going cottaging?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I can never remember what cottaging is anyway so possibly?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Ask George Michael.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

So young and niave.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I'm not that young missy, just incredibly forgetful
how's that tat coming along?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Healed up and looking damn fine thankyouforasking.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I like how for the first few weeks you catch it in the mirror in the mornings
and just stare at them for a bit. I love tattos.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Does Wii Tennis count?
If not, then NO sport for a very long time.

The next 7 days hold the same old, same old - although it is Halloween on Sunday. Sadly almost everyone I know is going to a Halloween party hosted by someone I'm seven-degrees from, if you catch me. I shall content myself with "Theatre of Blood" starring the inimitable Vincent Price ably assisted by the divine Ms Diana Rigg.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Vincent Price ftw
Baggies are on fire!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

We are indeed
Just goes to show, a lot of people were forecasting doom with an inexperienced manager. But the guy's never had a bad season in management :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I think you will finish top 10 at a push. If not definitely no lower than 13th

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Me too
but I only say it very very quietly
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I'll just be happy if we stay up, frankly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Considering how much easier you blew through the championship than us
I did think you'd do better than us, but now I think we bought better.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Still early days :)
Although our home form has got to improve first!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

We haven't lost at home
since January. Bloody Forest and all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

We're not too far behind you.
And I hope Liverpool get relegated, although I don't know how they did today as yet.

Opened my pressie early as well - thank you!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

It was in the window of a Marxist bookshop near the British Museum
and I thought of you :)

I briefly contemplated telling them I didn't have enough money, but since I needed it surely they should give it to me? I may not have a solid grasp on Socialism though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

So,
where is the pictorial evidence from the latest b3ta bash? Apparently it was awash with boobehs, and that, I need to see.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

It was goddamn Boob Central
A veritable Ground Zero of Pulchritude. Sadly I only have a blurry photo of the Supreme Crow wearing Bachelorette specs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Mine are on Facebook.
I don't have a flikr account. But I can vouch for teh boobies.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Well not all of us are friends with you on Facebook
And it makes me feel sad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

You find me and we'll see : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

A useful tip is to look at b3tan friends
and then look at THEIR friends, and if you have several friends in common, all from b3ta, then you probably know them on b3ta too. :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

If I can bother to change tabs
I could find her in the 17 characters it would take to type her name. It took me far too long to count to 17.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Well, yes, knowing their name is another way you could go

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

It's only 16 : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Not with the space
And I checked. It found you after 6.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Of course hahaha!
Still not got my friends request : (
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Oh yeah
That button.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

DONE!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Goddamit
I don't do punch in the facebook. I'm gonna end up getting chaffed here.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Well, I know who many of those people are
But have still never managed to meet any of them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Guilt I suspect
and wandering round what felt like half of London yesterday. If that doesn't count, then cycling to work on Friday.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

We got fucking soaked on Saturday morning.
4:30 we got back to the hotel. Worth it though!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

So did we
at least you didn't have to be up again at 9am to check out!
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

True.
But I was still pretty broken yesterday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I was inexplicably hangover free
although very, very tired and achey. Serves me right for being a dirty flid-dancing stopout, I suppose.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I think I may have shamed myself on the dancefloor.
Possibly. I hope there are no pictures.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

You think YOU shamed yourself on the dancefloor?

(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I wish I'd come with you all now.
Just so I could have watched all the fun.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Hehe
yes, you could have watched Maxi thrashing about like a mental in his GIR hoodie. It made me smile...
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

It's all a blur, thankfully.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Not blurry so much as patchy
I keep remembering bits - like meeting you two at the bus stop near UCL, what the hell was all that about exactly?
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

No idea.
We got told to get on *a* bus that would stop on Euston Road then missed the stop and got off somewhere... Next thing we get directions from you guys and set off in the pissing rain, hoping to find a landmark of some kind.

Half an hour later St Pancras station loomed into view and I thought "Thank fuck for that I know where I am!"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Also, I'm entirely blaming you for all the gossip-y gazzes I've been getting...

(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Hahaha!
About what?
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Erm. Gossip?
move along, nothing to see here, etc..
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Nothing to do with me guv.
Honest, etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Busy week ahead
Doing a feature with a TV show and a race team I write for tomorrow, then lots of work in the week, hopefully a good night out for Hallowe'en then a week tomorrow fly to Milan for the launch of something at a show. Busy times.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

James Martin needs a punch in the nuts
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/steamedchickenwithcr_10657

His recipe for steamed chicken? Step 1. Steam the chicken.

IF I KNEW HOW TO STEAM CHICKEN WHY WOULD I NEED A RECIPE YOU SMUG CUNT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

do you have a steamer?

(PsychoChomp, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

No
That may be the key to steaming things.

EDIT: I've been instructed I can't buy cooking equipment until after Christmas, too, so no chance of one any time soon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Take a couple of fillets down to your nearest Turkish baths
along with a boombox blaring East17's 'Steam'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Don't really need a steamer but it makes it easier.
Just need to raise the chicken above the boiling water, so if you've got a metal collander or something just use that with a lid on top.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Might be worth a try
I was annoyed at the recipe, mostly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Evening Sir Chomp.
Nice to see you on Friday. Hope you got back without having to assist any more urinating destitutes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

assi mole
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

a week convincing myself to do work
and eating cheese toasties

sport would be Jugga - you need geeks and swords and shields for this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Please elaborate :)
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jugga
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

um
none of those

A goal either end, 5 people on a side, 2 pole arms, 2 shields and a quick. Quick is the only person to touch the ball. Sometimes the ball is a troll's head
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

So the others just touch the other players with their poles?
Oo-er.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

latex covered poles
otherwise known as 'safe weapons'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Fnarr woowoo etc
Does sound interesting.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)