Last time I was in Nottingham
was to visit my grandmother in an old people's home. Less raucous but at least I got my end away.

SORRY. That's repulsive even by my standards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

we all know you HAVE no standards

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

*hurt face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

hurt face...
but no denial!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I have the very highest of standards.
The thought of you thinking so badly of me is like a shaft of ice through my wounded heart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

but that was a compliment
compared to my usual views on the male species!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

So the smell of old people's homes is not cabbage as previously thought but of your gentleman's relish all over the curtains

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I'd once been swimming, as a student
and had hung up my damp shorts in my room to dry. A mate came in and proclaimed that it smelt like I'd been wanking.

I was concerned by this, as it inferred his jizz smelt of chlorine.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Yes, you are correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)