Years ago in Spain, I wanted to order rabbit stew but I forgot the spanish word for rabbit
instead of looking at the menu again, I made rabbit ears with my hands and hopped up and down.

It took a while for the barman and the other customers to stop laughing.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahaha
Tha's so cool. I want to see you doing it again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

No problem
i'll even do the twitchy-nose thing rabbits do
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Oh, that sounds fantastic
We'll have to do a "Colonel Dracula goes wild rabit" bash soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I can't wait for everyone to be laughing with me
and by "with", I mean "at"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I reckon
that it'll be even more popular than the last bash.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Oh BTW, I enjoyed The Magic Flute on Thursday
I have to plan my next opera outing, I don't know much about the next ones that are coming to Bristol, "Die Fledermaus" and "Il Trovatore".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Batman is based on Die Fledermaus
May not be true.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

There is an aria of "dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"
possibly
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I've heard about Il Trovatore
But never seen it. I think it's pretty good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I've just looked them up on wiki
Il Trovatore is FOUR acts long, i'm not that tall but the seats in the Bristol Hippodrome are crippling. I have also already seen a Verdi opera (La Traviata) so I will probably go for Die Fledermaus.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I don't know about that one
I'll be waiting for your reviews. I wish I had more time (and money) for operas and theatres these days.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It is expensive (£40 a ticket) but I only do it once or twice a year
Apparently Die Fledermaus is a comic opera by Strauss set in Vienna. Lots of waltzes and masked balls. Sounds ace!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It does
Sounds like real fun, rather than just a story. I should try to go again soon, but yesterday we made numbers of wedding and hm, and we're a bit scared today.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

The Barber of Sevile
is also most excellent and amusing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

the Marriage of Figaro is pretty good too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

die fladermaus
was the first one I ever saw, I was about 8 and it was AMAZING!

In retrospect, it was by a local amateur operatics, so it might be subjective to being 8
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That's a good enough recommedation for me!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

That reminds me of a time when I was eating in a restaurant in the middle of rural France.
The owner wanted to explain that one of the cheeses was from goats' milk; none of us had twigged what chèvre meant, though. Cue the owner making hand-horns and walking around the table bleating and butting things.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Hahaha
Those things never happened to me.

BTW, you were very smart on Friday. I've been thinking all weekend about your proposal... :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

;)

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

That does sound like the official international sign for goat
as stated by the 1998 EU Directive on animal mime
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)