I've been cheered up by unexpected compliments
Not looking forward to the rest of the working week though, emergency case dumped in my lap...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It really pisses on my chips that I've finally met some lovely guys and I'm too fucking old to jump on them.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Only you think you're too old
Quit holding yourself back!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

It just wouldn't feel right.
It was ok when I was 30 and dating 20 year olds but not now.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Never assume that a fella would have a problem with it
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

My ex-wife is definitely older than BGB.
The age has nothing to do with the "ex" status.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I agree with Lab

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

And girls ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

You are definitely too young hon.
I may just adopt you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

:( :( :( :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

*deactivates cunt mode*
You know that it's also at least equally up to them whether you are or are not to old to jump/be jumped, right? It's not like there are rules. They might not care about age or might actively want someone older. Even, god forbid, you. ;)

*reactivates cunt mode*

cor, I'm not sure about this not being a cunt. not sure at all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Well I'm going to have to get my head round it some way.
Guys my age are boring cunts.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

What were you saying to me about living a little?
You should too. What the hell has age got to do with anything? Try it, if they aren't interested, so what? Bollocks to 'em.

EDIT - surely also the older you get, the disparity between mentalities lessens. So whilst I probably wouldn't date an 18 yr old now, when I was 32 and he was 25 it might be different. So why not be 40-something dating a 30-something?
Also, it seems to be working for CHCB. Younger men might be the way forward!
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I don't think saying you look like Brendan Fraser is a compliment

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Nice things were said about me
Don't ruin everything.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

About how well you got the mud off peoples shoes?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Oh, doormat, right
Took me a while.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I've only met people who only say horrible things
apart from Noel, and that doesn't count :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

it's because you're unquestionably hideous
people can only sugarcoat so much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

you are horribly mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Chompy rubbed off on me
_{if you know what I mean}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

don't make me post it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You wouldn't
You don't even have it any more.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I can imagine the panic in your voice.
maybe I found that I do have it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

It's not worth the risk that you're not bluffing.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

you just bear that in mind in future
;-)

also, have you heard of a band called Ulver?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Nope, never heard of them
What are they like?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

shit
/Monty
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Norwegian
they are good. Started out as a black metal band apparently, but have done a really wide range of stuff. I've only recently listened so can't point you to specifics unfortunately.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I'll see what I can find of them
Thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

least I could do after you introduced me to VAST

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Vulva, more like: they are cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

SHUT THE FUCK UP

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

ANGRY!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I quite like Brendan in the Mummy films.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

that was on again yesterday
I resisted watching it for a 16th time, I don't want to have seen that more than I've seen the Little Mermaid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I've watched it a zillion times.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

me too
I have no idea why, I just can't turn it off when it's on telly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

it's because Rachel Weisz is hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I don't think saying you look like Brendan Fraser is a compliment
I read that as Brendan Foster, the northern runner from yesteryear.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)