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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Apologies to JB, and anyone who wishes to complain about this not being Links
but this is frankly excellent news

www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29290

albeit with a healthy dose of considered scepticism. It could suck.

What's brightened your day whilst also making you feel slightly trepidatious lately?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:53, 271 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Is that the telly show with Face from the A-Team in it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
It's sci fi Jeff.
Move along nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Do people get beamed up in this?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
No idea.
It's one of the few sci fi series I don't watch.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Is it too complicated for you Blousie?
Do all of those spacemen having adventure confuse you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Nah it's just boring.
And less of your cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I once watched an episode of Babylon 5
That was shit.

I was hoping it would be a Jamacian version of Police 5 with loads of Rastas complaining to the old bill that they'd had their herbs stolen.

Turns out, this was set in space and therefore, was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Not keen on that either.
Farscape was my favorite.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
*high fives*
I am working my way through the box set at the moment.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Might need to get the box set soon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Buy it from China, the region zero one is hella cheap.
The space-muppets are just as dreadful as you remember them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Don't forget to order your 'Teach yourself Mandarin' tapes at the same time!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Nope.
Intership transfer is usually done by Raptor or in certain cases docking with the Battlestar class.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Well I hope the procedure is well documented.
What if something happens to Raptor?*

*I assume Raptor is a person.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
No Raptors are a small recon and troop transfer type of ship.
They have a limited FTL capabilities and can be armed with missiles and ECM's. Usually piloted by two man teams.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Is FTL
A bit like Transport For London (TFL) but with a typo?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
faster than light
nnneeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOowwwwwwwmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Any word from Charlie boy yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
no
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Well no news is good news.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
NO
No jobs news is BAD BAD BAD

*stresses out and explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
It stands for fuck the lord.
Although, I suspect, not in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
this is why you don't have a girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I'll be honest
I think that's only part of a considerable list.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I could write that list myself.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
omgomomgomgmomomgmomgogmgmGOGMgmom!oMOm!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I'm not totally convinced about Caprica though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I haven't seen any of it
Worth a download?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Yeah worth a go
Get to see adam as a 10 year old and early raptors/cylons etc.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
adam.....a?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah that's what I meant.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Rule of life. Sci-Fi is almost as boring as football.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Football at least has the common decency to be, y'know, real.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
True. Fiction and real life have the ability to be as boring as each other though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
absolutely.
But science fiction generally pisses me off because it's often lazy and demonstrates a lack of imagination.

"writers - is a fundamental law of physics getting in the way of some spurious shite you fancy dossing about with? Why not relocate to some bit of SPACE and feel free to ignore it entirely!"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Rubbish Science fiction is great
because they can get away with saying whatever they want. See Dune and the metaphor for Oil and Islamic resistance/Jihad. BSG during the wars in Iraq and afghanistan had suicide bombers as the good side, they got away with that because they were killing robots.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)
ooh Empire *fwap fwap fwap*
'I read it and pass the opinions off as my own so people won't realise that I hated Inception and love Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion.'
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
OOOh I'm Kitty and no specialist magazine can ever be right!
ssssh now. It's a great magazine. The fact that this one time it's reporting on bullshit does not mean it's shit! My cupcakes were shit and tasted like flour.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
My guess is too much flour
try using less flour next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Thanks Delia.
I had figured that much out for myself. The icing was good though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
that's because you can't fuck up icing Nigella.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I think you've forgotten who you're talking to,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
You can't particularly fuck up cupcakes either, assuming you have a double-figure IQ
and a co-ordination level anywhere above that of a slightly retarded golden retriever, but apparently Bobby is severely testing my hypothesis of this.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
he is not

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
haha looks like you're defending but then, ooh unlucky Bobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Fuck you butt magnets.
I didn't have any scales and had to do it by eye. I'd like to see you play a drum solo corset cupcake cow mong!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)
been taking your insults from the playground again have you?
You're a smelly poo face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Some of the coolest people I know are 4/5.
They can throw shit down. 'Purple face' is one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

flour spunk
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
no, no. no.
You can never have too much spunk in cupcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Balls to Battlestar Gayspectaculargayness
It's an awful show. How are you anyway? Did Norwich win this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Stop going on about football.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Stop going on......

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
more exciting
are the TWO planned Alien prequels. With Ridley Scott at the helm.

*excites*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
^This
WITH FUCKING BELLS ON.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
First one
The Aliens parents have alien sex. The film ends with the birth of Alien.

The second.

Alien enters his difficult teenage years, girls, acne and finally coming of alien age.

There you go, that's your two films.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
*high fives*
I haven't been this excited about film news in recent memory.

To the point where I may watch all of the old films back to back this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Double this with cherries, whipped cream and hundreds and thousands on.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Oh man, don't get too excited
lets face it, Alien & Aliens are incredible films, but all the rest are shite (I don't even like Alien3 much).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Alien Ressurection is actually pretty good.
Try not to group it in with the others though
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Alien 3 is a great film as well
just not when viewed alongside the first two spectacularly good films, as with Resurrection.

I'm also ignoring the AvP films.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Written by Joss Whedon
he has a thing about crapped-out space craft
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I did not know that
and it doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
You can see the start of Firefly in the band of mercs.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
yeah, as soon as I read it I thought that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
OH EM TO THE GEE

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
do I sense sarcasm here?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
With a comma, that becomes
"Oh my, to the God!" and makes me imagine you and a sidekick quickly scurrying to a zeppelin you've named "God".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
this amuses me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
have you seen the latest eps of Weeds where they get a caravan that has GOD IS AWESOME
written down the side? It's super lolz. And Mary Louise Parker gets her tits and arse right out again. I reckon Wiggy's going to watch that episode again when I'm not in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
that's not the latest one
I have seen it though.

I'm finding it less and less interesting/amusing. Obviously tits and arse are good, but her character in particular is annoying me. She looks like a fucking skank half the time. If Doug wasn't back in it then it almost wouldn't be worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
she's annoying me with her "I can do whatever I feel like" attitude
and yeah I thought she was a slag a long time ago but Wiggy won't hear it.

I'm enjoying Shane's character so much though, he's turning into a proper mental. These last couple of eps haven't been that great, it'll be better when the Mexicans catch her up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I think at the end of the last episode I saw
she was having a revelation that she needs to stop being such a twat.

Shane is properly mental. Silas gives him a bit of a lesson in the one you haven't seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
oh good.
The last one I saw was them leaving the red neck camp because she shagged that guy's husband, so I must be an episode behind.

I love Silas. Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
yeah I think there was just one since then
it's quite a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Whaaaaaaat?!
I had not heard of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
first one looks like it'll be out next year

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Not watched any of them in a while
I'll have to do something about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
kill yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Erm... no?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
gutted
I'll try again later
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I have just looked up BG on Amazon as I have never watched it but have lots of spare time
and the main box set is being slated for being incomplete.

I think i'll buy Twin Peakes instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
no don't do that
you literally won't sleep for weeks. there are only two things i have ever watched that have truly terrified me, and one is "twin peaks".

the other is "watership down" :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
That makes me want to see it even more

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
no seriously!
i had nightmares about BOB for years afterwards! it's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
fuck watership down was terrifying
The General? Didn't sleep for days.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Watership Down made me cry
As a child.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
It fucking made me cry last month.
Bastard bright eyes song.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
It has, on occasions, got me a little teary

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
good I hope you're miserable!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Cruelty!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Me too.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I'LL MAKE ANTICHRIST CRY AS AN ADULT
IF HE DOESN'T TAKE THAT FUCKING THING DOWN RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
thank you xx

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
There are upsides to that film
Keharr is fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post925865
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I'm not sure how you fix it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUtKDcX79ys - that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I save the day AGAIN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUtKDcX79ys
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
it is utterly horrifying
some sadist bought me the photo book of the film when i was a small child, i used to lie in bed in the dark and tremble over the knowledge that the general was in the closet. and the rabbits who die in the bulldozing bit. god the whole thing is just horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I think the freaky warren with the creepy rabbits who don't talk about the snares is one of the worst bits

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Or the bit where they're told about the warren being filled in, and you see them all dying...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
this is the bit i really hated
almost as much as the general
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
What about the bit where
Bambi's mother dies?

Hang on, that's the wrong film.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Never seen Bambi

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Did you ever watch Pete's Dragon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Hahahaha!
I did.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I can't remember if it was sad or not.
Did the film have anything to do with the song 'Puff the magic dragon'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Dogs aren't dangerous!
Tum Tee Tum

Is this better? V V Cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
STOP IT TAKE IT AWAY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
FUCK YOU AA
you nearly gave me a cunting seizure then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
SQUEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
i am so not clickin' dis or dat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
The second one is cute baby bunnies

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
you have totally lost my trust
i am never clicking anything to do with you, or not until rob gives in and installs an "i hate this" button.

then i will click that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Fine then
If you won't trust my link, I'll simply paste the picture


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
ok
that is actually quite cute.

but you are still not forgiven for the previous two, no, not ever, not even if you posted a picture of a nekkid bradley cooper clutching a card saying "rswipe please please please call me." and his phone number, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Like this?


Granted, the number is false, but it's a start!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Is that the noise they make when that bloke squeezes them to death?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
stop ruining the fluffies
we haven't had fluffeh on here for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Watership Down is fucking awesome
I thought this frightened you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
blood and sand you nasty piece of work
why would you do that to me?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
oh man I clicked that too and it made my stomach turn over.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
There is a full one
in a cool cylon head box that I want.
It was cheaper than me having to buy the final two series at one point
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
isn't a cylon head just a human head
since they're clones and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
*returns to Amazon*
where?

Edit - It's actually cheaper to buy the individual series than it to buy the box set (that is apparently incomplete). Benders.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Amazon sucks
www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/9732596/Battlestar-Galactica-The-Complete-Series/Product.html

hmv.com/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?ctx=280;0;-1;-1;-1&sku=973634

The head box is over a hundred squid so I won't link you to that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Yeah, Amazon has been letting me down recently
that 2nd box set is the one that is incomplete (allegedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
25 discs sounds like it should be all of them
I try not to look at play too much though as I want a million expensive boxsets from there. Mainly this
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Do you watch the Big Bang Theory?
There's an episode where Sheldon is making Cylon toast, it's proper funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I love that show

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I don't care about you, I was asking TGB
GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Who did kill Laura Palmer in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
The butler with the candlestick in the library.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I thought this was your fantasy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
No.
My fantasy is Colonel Mustard with the rope in teh bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Does Miss Scarlet walk in on you at any point and decide to join in?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
No, can't do threesomes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Not even in you roll a double 6?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Well you are living out your Cleudo fantasy
I was wondering if throwing a double meant more people could get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Oh!
I imagine threesomes are like patting your head and rubbing your stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
hahahahahaha
That would explain why I've never had one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I'd better not post a spoiler

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
ssssh
don't ruin it for the colonel

he'll never invite me round to hold his hand through the scary bits if he knows the ending
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Twin Peaks was just went on for way way too long
But who can forget the bit at the end with the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
originally it was going to be a 6 part series
but it went down so well that they cancelled the 6th and it ran for about 50 episodes in the end
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Well I never knew that.
It got to the point where I was only watching it because I'd invested that much time in it, I didn't want to stop, even though I'd lost interest.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
It's ok, I know already
I have seen the film "Firewalk with me" which is a prequel
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
that was a dreadful film
"the simpsons" do a great TP piss-take.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
It's not great
is that the "Who shot Mr. Burns?" episode?..."Burns' suit, check Burns' suit"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
no not that one, it's just a tiny clip
homer is watching "twin peaks", and it's kyle mclachlan waltzing with a unicorn under a traffic light hanging from a lone tree.

just about sums it up!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Yes!
and Homer says; "Wow...I have no idea what's going on"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
i nearly put that
then thought it revealed too much "simpsons" knowledge. do you like "family guy" as well?

sorry, WHY aren't we married yet?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
he's an accountant
they're asexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
a-sexual BEAST
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
this is actually quite witty
you're not really an accountant, rumbled.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I like them all
Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad...

We're not married because we live a billion miles away from each other, you live in the dizzy metropolis of London and I live in a shack in somerset.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
fine, i won't ask you again
until tomorrow anyway.

i've never seen futurama or american dad. but family guy is usually on bbc3 just as i am getting home mid-week, so i always have to watch it before i go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
have you seen Showgirls?
That made me never want to see Kyle McLachlan again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
no, not seen it
i fancied him in "twin peaks" but then again i was about 11!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
awful fucking film
I never liked that girl when she was in Saved By The Bell either
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
it was just awful
The way she was gyrating around on his lap made it look like she was having a fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Her dad leland
whilst possessed by BOB
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
If this was IMDB they would hunt you down and kill you for that spoiler
or just piss and moan a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
sorry, more excited about seeing the next twilight movie

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
gimplord!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
ooh that's a mega burn
Yo K Dizzle, what's the haps?

I really can't pull that off
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
it's all good in the hood
I've got half your box together
couldn't get it all, spent too much at the party

how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
S'all good
I have chosen 3 of my items, I have yet to buy them though, skint until payday on Friday. They're going to be super awesome though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
that is super exciting

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
How was your party on the weekend K?
Everyone enjoy themselves?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
it started out good, even my mom came, and apparently ordered almost $100 worth of stuff :/
then we went out and were hammered
I went with a friend so she could check on her dogs [she wasn't drinking], roommates were watching my dog, I got home and saw they put her in her cage so I got severely pissed and then had a total break down
yay alcohol!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
If your man is all sparkly and won't sleep with you
He's a gay, not a vampire
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
"Set phazers to 'stunning', girls."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Ahh the Classic BSG
Much better than Galactica 1980
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
...but still as a camp as a Bedouin's home.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Was that supposed to be the robot on Buck Rogers?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
That is............................
Buck Rogers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I know it was.
I'll stop trying to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Have you heard Foo Fighters are playing Milton Keynes next year?
I bet you're well excited.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I think I'm the only person left in the world watching Smallville though.
Last series soon! gulp.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Nothing's really brightened my day.
I'm just mildly pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Will this cheer you up a little?

If not, how about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
what is with all the bunnies?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Rswipe started talking about Watership Down
I put up a picture of General Woundwort, and was roundly abused.

Now I'm making up for it.

EDIT: Sorry about that, could have sworn it was BGB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
erm
it was ME, wasn't it?

what are you saying NOW, that we are all just the same to you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
ooh I sense another LAAK compilation!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)
No I didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Did you see that post where I said Vipros was a tramp?
That should have cheered anyone up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
It did make me smile a little.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
did you get to make out with anyone at the bash?
I'm not bothered enough to go through old posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Nah, I was well behaved.
There was a 4 way LAAK kiss though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
aww yeah
LAAK ASSEMBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I wasn't told about that in the detailed summary which I received

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I missed it, but was later informed

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Hahahahaha
I was told off for smelling of fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
had you been in close proximity to Chompy?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Chompy Darth
Homophobialolz
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)
that's what I was going for, but with Chompy, because he is likely to read it
and Darth knows he is a Bertie Woofter
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I'm crying now, I'm very sensitive.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
that's because you are "one of them"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Zinglolz.
I am a smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I got the accusing eye from AnAppleADay healthnut
I must have tasted different from when we normally kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Maybe she was sniffing out the Rohypnol...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
there was probably enough to take down the whole of LAAK
luckily I've built up a resistance to them. In fact I take two before I go out to get a warm buzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I am aware of this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Cheer up, lampers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I've been cheered up by unexpected compliments
Not looking forward to the rest of the working week though, emergency case dumped in my lap...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
It really pisses on my chips that I've finally met some lovely guys and I'm too fucking old to jump on them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Only you think you're too old
Quit holding yourself back!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
It just wouldn't feel right.
It was ok when I was 30 and dating 20 year olds but not now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Never assume that a fella would have a problem with it
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
My ex-wife is definitely older than BGB.
The age has nothing to do with the "ex" status.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I agree with Lab

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
And girls ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
You are definitely too young hon.
I may just adopt you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
:( :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
*deactivates cunt mode*
You know that it's also at least equally up to them whether you are or are not to old to jump/be jumped, right? It's not like there are rules. They might not care about age or might actively want someone older. Even, god forbid, you. ;)

*reactivates cunt mode*

cor, I'm not sure about this not being a cunt. not sure at all.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Well I'm going to have to get my head round it some way.
Guys my age are boring cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
What were you saying to me about living a little?
You should too. What the hell has age got to do with anything? Try it, if they aren't interested, so what? Bollocks to 'em.

EDIT - surely also the older you get, the disparity between mentalities lessens. So whilst I probably wouldn't date an 18 yr old now, when I was 32 and he was 25 it might be different. So why not be 40-something dating a 30-something?
Also, it seems to be working for CHCB. Younger men might be the way forward!
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I don't think saying you look like Brendan Fraser is a compliment

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Nice things were said about me
Don't ruin everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

About how well you got the mud off peoples shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Oh, doormat, right
Took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I've only met people who only say horrible things
apart from Noel, and that doesn't count :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
it's because you're unquestionably hideous
people can only sugarcoat so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
you are horribly mean

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Chompy rubbed off on me
if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
don't make me post it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
You wouldn't
You don't even have it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I can imagine the panic in your voice.
maybe I found that I do have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
It's not worth the risk that you're not bluffing.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
you just bear that in mind in future
;-)

also, have you heard of a band called Ulver?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Nope, never heard of them
What are they like?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
shit
/Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Norwegian
they are good. Started out as a black metal band apparently, but have done a really wide range of stuff. I've only recently listened so can't point you to specifics unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I'll see what I can find of them
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
least I could do after you introduced me to VAST

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Vulva, more like: they are cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)
SHUT THE FUCK UP

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)
ANGRY!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I quite like Brendan in the Mummy films.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
that was on again yesterday
I resisted watching it for a 16th time, I don't want to have seen that more than I've seen the Little Mermaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I've watched it a zillion times.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
me too
I have no idea why, I just can't turn it off when it's on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
it's because Rachel Weisz is hot

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I don't think saying you look like Brendan Fraser is a compliment
I read that as Brendan Foster, the northern runner from yesteryear.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I just read the match report from Saturday's game, it has cheered me up.
I am mentioned and not in a bad light, despite playing like shit after the tackle that fucked me over and being replaced at 1/2 time
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Are you Gary Neville?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Is he a footballist?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I think he is a celebrity chef.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Then no

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)
are you Jeremy Clarkson?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
And on this bombshell, Top Gears been shit for years!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I'm taller than Jeremy Clarkson
Probably fatter too
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
If you say you're fat once more
I swear I'm going to come and properly fuck your shit RIGHT up, you needy spastic. Clear?

Then you'd have the double embarassment of not being fucking fat AND having been cunted right in the murray by a hockey poof.

LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
haha! ^this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Meh, maybe it's just me who sees it then?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I'm just like you.
I've always thought I was fat,(and at one point I was), but you're just built big like me.

And it's a damn site easier to get away with a large frame when you're a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Jo Brand's one and only good joke
"I think I'm anorexic, when I look in the mirror I see a fat person"
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

ಠ‿ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Zing!
that's you spoken to. Seriously though, knock it off with the fat emo-ing. You're not fat, that is my final word on the matter and there WILL BE NO ARGUING.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
okay okay
People who met me know I'm not a fat emo offline anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Good work.
I'm blamed directly for our loss on Saturday in a splendidly guilt-trippy way, on the grounds of me not being there and us not scoring.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

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