great day!
I get dumped and I have my gender questioned
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm so sorry
the halloween names are a little confusing.

There's plenty more shit on the trash heap. Hold your breath and get diving.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

s'OK
was mock outrage, noone guesses my gender from my username for some reason

nice metaphor, there.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

There is a bloke I know of who might be suitable
Are you ginger?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

no
and this sounds like a terrible road to go down
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

so are you a chick?
and this ginger question...?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

i am a human female
and not ginger
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

There's always hair dye.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Never mind.
The bloke I was thinking of keeps puppets and likes gingers.

Take some time out, get drunk, enjoy life.

You're probably not on the scrap-heap yet.

*starts sobbing*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I think I might have a hot chocolate
and sob into that - 34 yr-old divorcees are all the rage, you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Cock it.
I'm two years too old.

I'm 36.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)