Welcome to my world.
I've been barking like a fuckong dog for about ten days now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

10 days is not a good amount of time to have been coughing. Sure you don't have tuberculosis?
this cold has been the fastest developer ever. Since friday I've had an awful sore throat, been completely bunged up in the head, sneezed almost non-stop and had a hacking phlegmy cough.

Fortunately this means it should have gone away completely by tonight.

Not sure which has been the worst bit really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Pretty sure it's pleurisy with pneumonia on the side.
Actually a mate of mine died from pneumonia, not my best joke here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

you've got to laugh though really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Hahahah*cough*hahah*splutter*haa...ha.................
..............flatline.........................
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

3 bastard weeks i've been coughing now.
Doctor reckons i'm 'fine'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

What do they know, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Maybe he's waiting until the last minute so he can rush in and save the day
like House.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

fit.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

why thank you
*flexes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)