goooooood morning b3ta!!!!
I got the job I went for on Saturday so apart from selling my car I am all on track for my move! Oh apart from I haven't started packing yet because packing sucks.

Q: erm... when jaykay says dance, do you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:02, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Congratulations
Try putting the car on eBay - I have bought & sold several that way in the past.

No. I never dance.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:03, Reply)

its on autotrader
May whack it on teh bay sold my last car that way
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:04, Reply)

I have a list of interested parties
For a small sum I can put you into contact with them, let's say £80.00 plus VAT. Guaranteed sale.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Congratulations!
I told you no news was good news.

Don't use 'we buy any car dot com' they'll offer you two buttons and a small bag of coal, regardless of the car you're selling.

Q: Yes, usually. I love a boogie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:06, Reply)

congrats tgb. :) I'm really glad things are going well for you.
alt - I tell him to fuck off.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:06, Reply)

I'd second the ebay thing
I sold my old car on it last year and it went for about £500 than I thought it was worth. Mind you, I knew what a bag of shit it was...

A: No, I don't like dancing.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:13, Reply)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*does Snoopy happy dance*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Morning Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:16, Reply)

Morning!
In the future please try and dissuade me from drinking on a school night.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:17, Reply)

*Noted*
How rough are you feeling today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:18, Reply)

Not too bad but I'm thinking more of the calories I consumed than the hangover.
I do seem to get more done at work the day after though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:19, Reply)

It's all those extra alcohol calories
giving you more energy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:21, Reply)

You'll be fine Blousie.
Just have a nice cuppa and a biscuit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Right I'm going to MTFU and get some work done.
Laters!
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)

And I'm going to go back to bed for a couple of hours.
I've got a cold.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)

It's AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:42, Reply)

I'm having a "Bad Guts, Bad Guts, Stop it, stop it right this instant, right now, stop it" morning.
Sad Times, It'll hopefully clear up in a few hours and I'll go on and be totally awesome and hopefully I won't get sacked. It's a bit gutting though that when ever things go awesomely for me, something like this pops up, but I got my treatment tomo which'll sort me out for another 2 months or soo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:21, Reply)

Hang in there, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Gonz, did you tell your employers about your condition?
If you did, then they cannot complain. If you didn't, come clean with them when you can, and pray they still think you are awesome.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Yup, I did, and they seem cool with it, so hopefully it won't be a big deal, it's just a bit gutting that I have to use it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Luckly I have something I can get on with at home though, which is a bit of a saving-grace.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Hello yes, good morning!
The world is good, my steak dinner was awesome, today I shall be rocking out while working :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:26, Reply)

as was mine
Steak FTW!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

This^
Nice sirloin, rare, with proper chips and Danish Blue cheese melted on the top. Lovely stuff!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

ooh, blue cheese
I made a sauce with mushrooms and double cream that was very hedonistic. Good times.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

As I said last night, WOOHOO!!
Congratulations!
Q: Of course! It's the rule!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:26, Reply)

I may actually do a Photoshop course
specifically so I can get to work on what Chompers calls 'the new fat Al', in last night's last thread.

Just so you're forewarned.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Shithouse
I saw that pic last night and got The Fear. The missus hasn't seen it yet, no doubt I'll get a chunk torn off me.
For having two ladies kiss me, not for stealing chins.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Surely looking like a massive twat is punishment enough?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

You'd think so
But it won't be sufficient.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

tell her that's not the worst thing you did that night
jobsagoodun, freedom is yours.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

"I don't know why you're in a mood"
"There aren't any pics of the orgy on there!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

OH NOES PEOPLE TOUCH YOU WHEN SHE'S NOT THERE

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

This ^
if she does tear a strip off you she's clearly over-reacting, tell her to shut up.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Oh I will

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Today on the radio:
People claim women are better at multitasking than men, this isn't true! I told my wife to shut up and go away and she couldn't do either
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Just been through the bash pics
You don't exactly come out unscathed. If you wish to engage in mutually assured destruction, feel free.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Well done you. Congratulations.
Have you remained in the same industry or are you trying something different?

If by Jaykay you mean that witless spastic with the stupid hats, I will do nothing he asks, unless by some miracle I am on the scene of a horrific crash he has had in one of his vulgar automobiles, and he is so much pain he begs me to put him out of his misery.

As a retired b-boy I have been 'quite the mover' in my time. I once busted a manouevre in front of 5000 people at Brixton Academy, at my mates' (name-dropping deleted) gig. Beat that, Cocksnot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:42, Reply)

busted a manouevre took it up the dirtbox my mates' (name-dropping deleted) a Riverdance
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

And I thought we were friends.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

How are you this morning?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I'm OK thank you. How are you?
(see, this is more civilised isn't it?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Tired but otherwise ok ta. Been in the office since 7.30 waiting for our new IT kit to arrive.
(I am not used to being civil - it's an odd feeling)
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Has it turned up yet?
(neither am I - I'm more 'charming' than 'civil', I think)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Nope. Could have had another hour in bed.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

hour in bed wanking outside the local primary school
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

could have had another wanking outside the local primary school?
have you become dutch?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Yesh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I'm adding "see Monty Riverdance" to my list of things to do before I die

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Sad to see Gregory Isaacs, 'the Cool Ruler', has died.
Not really my cup of tea specifically but he'd managed to get out of crack hell only to get lung cancer. Shame 'Night Nurse' couldn't cure it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Good news!
well done

I feel like I haven't slept, despite feeling like I slept like a log at the time.

Also feel like I've been given a thorough beating across the chest and stomach because my muscles ache from coughing :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Welcome to my world.
I've been barking like a fuckong dog for about ten days now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

10 days is not a good amount of time to have been coughing. Sure you don't have tuberculosis?
this cold has been the fastest developer ever. Since friday I've had an awful sore throat, been completely bunged up in the head, sneezed almost non-stop and had a hacking phlegmy cough.

Fortunately this means it should have gone away completely by tonight.

Not sure which has been the worst bit really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Pretty sure it's pleurisy with pneumonia on the side.
Actually a mate of mine died from pneumonia, not my best joke here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

you've got to laugh though really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Hahahah*cough*hahah*splutter*haa...ha.................
..............flatline.........................
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

3 bastard weeks i've been coughing now.
Doctor reckons i'm 'fine'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

What do they know, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Maybe he's waiting until the last minute so he can rush in and save the day
like House.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

fit.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

why thank you
*flexes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

congratulations!!!
Fucking tube is killing me this morning o how I hate it.

And I have nothing to read and the witless brainded opposite me is sleeping with a metro right there untouched on his knee...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

You know
that if you reach over and try to pinch it, the person will immediately wake up and you'll look like a creepy tube-groper, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

this is all that is stopping me
Bloody tube is usually awash with papers and the one dy I don't bring a book (I usually have at least two books on me)... And this will run out reception IF WE EVER EVER GET THE FUCK OUT OF EARLS COURT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

My old office was at Putney Bridge.
I think in total I have spent more of my life stuck at Earls Court than I have spent doing anything else.

/open goal
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

you are a bender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I have spent more of my life stuck at Earls Court than I have spent being a bender.
I have also spent more of my life in a Guatemalan prison, or indeed as captain of a Japanese whaling ship than I have spent being a bender, mind you...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

bloody hell
that just puts into perspective just how much time you have been stuck there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

A LONG TIME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Buy The Guardian app - free newspaper to read on the tube every morning.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Not really free if you have to buy the app though
Pedantry aside, hello Battered, how are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Morning. I'm well thank you, how about you?
True the app is £3 but that's the equivalent of 3 days of buying the paper.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Fair point
And I'm good ta, hope your IT kit all comes in ok.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I was reading Sherlock Holmes on my phone last night
it was surprisingly non-horrific. I assumed trying to read a book on a little screen would be migraine inducing but it really wasn't.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Well done you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I'm wearing a vest.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

This is good stuff: more please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I was also wearing a hat
but I've taken it off now.
/I've emailed you a link to the fb photos.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Marvellous, thank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Would you gaz the link to me please?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I'm sitting in a "chair"

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Congratulations
are you going to be full of sweetness and light from now on then?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Alright Nommers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Totally, I has pie.
Wiggy was an absolute messbag when I got back on Saturday so we ordered pizza and it said it came with free apple pie but when it arrived there was no pie, so I had a sad. So when Wiggy had recovered he bought me a big apple pie and a box of little apple pies, it's like the big pie has babies, proper cute. And of course, nommy.

How are you? I see Aber managed to capture you forever on film and you're now On The Internet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I'm somewhat unhappy about this situation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I was until we all got a bollocking for being too busy
Oh well under four days to go...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Congrats
The Midlands loss is London's... Loss.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)