congratulations!!!
Fucking tube is killing me this morning o how I hate it.

And I have nothing to read and the witless brainded opposite me is sleeping with a metro right there untouched on his knee...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You know
that if you reach over and try to pinch it, the person will immediately wake up and you'll look like a creepy tube-groper, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

this is all that is stopping me
Bloody tube is usually awash with papers and the one dy I don't bring a book (I usually have at least two books on me)... And this will run out reception IF WE EVER EVER GET THE FUCK OUT OF EARLS COURT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

My old office was at Putney Bridge.
I think in total I have spent more of my life stuck at Earls Court than I have spent doing anything else.

/open goal
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

you are a bender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I have spent more of my life stuck at Earls Court than I have spent being a bender.
I have also spent more of my life in a Guatemalan prison, or indeed as captain of a Japanese whaling ship than I have spent being a bender, mind you...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

bloody hell
that just puts into perspective just how much time you have been stuck there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

A LONG TIME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Buy The Guardian app - free newspaper to read on the tube every morning.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Not really free if you have to buy the app though
Pedantry aside, hello Battered, how are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Morning. I'm well thank you, how about you?
True the app is £3 but that's the equivalent of 3 days of buying the paper.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Fair point
And I'm good ta, hope your IT kit all comes in ok.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I was reading Sherlock Holmes on my phone last night
it was surprisingly non-horrific. I assumed trying to read a book on a little screen would be migraine inducing but it really wasn't.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)