I think strikes are retarded tbh
However, I believe that Corporal Punishment should be reestablished on certain nights of the year, Bonfire Night being one of them. The amount of stories I've read about kids trying to set cars on fire, the Fire Brigade coming out, and either getting bricked, or being unable to get out of their engine because it's not safe.

The little shits deserve the shit kicking out of them, and I'd happily see that take place. Far as I'm concerned, anyone who throws a brick with intent at someone should be done for assault with a deadly weapon.

I fucking hate chavs at this time of year.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The poor should be shot. All bar those employed in menial public service jobs.
These should merely be flogged.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Anyone with an IQ under 84 should be put to death
based on:

Q Range ("Deviation IQ") Intelligence Classification
164 and over Genius or near genius
148 - 164 Very superior intelligence
132 - 148 Superior intelligence
113 - 132 Above average intelligence
84 - 113 Normal or average intelligence
68 - 84 Dullness
52 - 68 Borderline deficiency
Below 52 Definite feeble-mindedness

(stolen from Wiki)
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Superior Intelligence for me! (135, I think)
My brothers is 178, bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

IQ tests are fairly meaningless.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Good enough for judging who should be put to death

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Applebite and I were discussing this
she was given a hypothetical situation in which she had to choose who to give vaccines to in the case of a pandemic. I said everyone with the lowest IQ should be refused.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

You're talking my kind of eugenics here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

We should keep a few mongs for menial tasks and general comedic purposes. 2.5% should be enough.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I would say "anyone I don't like will be refused"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You look nice today.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Here, have AA's vaccine too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Well, I'm fucked

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

at Tar Barrels last year
which is a fairly dangerous event as it is, some scrote lobbed an aerosol can into one of the big flaming barrels of tar being carried at full speed through an epic crowd. I was about 20-30 metres away and saw the resulting fireball. Would have shat my pants had I been right up close.

If the person who had done it had been caught I strongly suspect they would have been beaten to within at least an inch of their life, if not less.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Fuck, if I'd caught them, I'd happily have done that myself
I'm not going to lie, I've pissed about with fire before. But it was a bonfire in my back garden, and it was always under control. One time, we had loads of wood to get rid of, and my Dad was away, so my brother burned it. This meant that a few of us were messing round, throwing in empty aerosols, then legging it back behind a wall. Not safe, but nowhere near as bad as what one lad did.

Inside our house, he found a can of furniture polish, and decided to chuck that in. When asked how full it was, he said 'Pretty full, huh huh'. We legged it, just got back around the wall in time to hear a small pop, then a whoosh. We found the can halfway up the street, if it had hit anyone from close, it would have done some very serious damage.

The lad was booted out about a minute later.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

he would have been lynched, no doubt about it
the denizens of that town are not the sharpest tools, particularly on that night.

That is pretty stupid. I've had similar experiences, as have most people I suspect.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

We were young, and stupid
I wouldn't do it now, but at the time it was a laugh, and we were intelligent enough to leg it. My friend works in a hospital, the amount of people she sees with eye injuries over this period from getting too close to the flames, rockets, etc.

Anyone remember the episode of 999 focused on Bonfire Night? Frightened the shit out of me that did!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

There was a group of teenagers
camping next to us when we went to Reading in 2005. They had half a steel drum and were merrily burning stuff in it, which made us a bit twitchy, but when we asked them to be careful, they were fine about it. Until we came back on the last night and one lad had a massive bandage all down one side of his face - we asked him what happened and he just shrugged and told us he'd chucked his deodorant in for a laugh, it had exploded and he had 2nd and 3rd degree burns down his face.

Yeah. Scarred for life - big laugh that got I'm sure.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Sounds like that lad who got his bollocks cut off by shrapnel at Leeds a few years back
Difference is he was just walking past the fire when the gas bottle exploded...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Why only this time of year?
Chavs should be hated at every time of year
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I've been given too much shit in my time to judge before meeting anyone, can't help that
On Mizzy(mischief) and Bonfire night, I think they should be shot on sight.

Few years back, in my 'mosher' stage, I was at a youth club with a few mates, when we started getting egged. Group of chav shits were chucking them from a short distance away. The head of the youth group(a Church Leader, no less) comes out, sees them, and disappears, before returning with 48 odd eggs for us.

10 chavs vs 30+ 'moshers'. Fucking hilarious watching them sprint off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)