No.
Did you wake up with tits and no cock on Saturday, by the way?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Should I have?

( Captain V, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It was discussed
There's a tranny clinic round the corner from that pub. The idea was circulated of getting you blind pissed and taking you round there for an 'op'. Kind of like an early wedding present.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Ah yes I remember that now
Well, not the bit about getting me blind drunk ... I wasn't privy to that.
( Captain V, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

SURPRIIIISSSEEE!!!!!
'What? Don't you like it?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Monty, I'll chip in if he's guaranteed sperm-free by December.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

*nods* I'll gaz you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Ah. Another Transformation customer...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You'd be surprised who is, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

That does explain, at the bash
[name redacted for safety reasons]'s unusually deep voice and stubbble.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

He wasn't drinking a drink that is stereotypically drunk by women was he?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

A rohypnolled white wine?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

The spunky spritzer?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

The date rape Daiquiri

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

The 'savage attack in a local park with a Screwdriver'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

The Screwdriver
to your eyes if you tell anyone about this, you hear?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Stop copying me. It's embarrassing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

It wasn't there before

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Tell it to the judge, schmucko.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

The Whippet Inn cider?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Reminds me of the famous pub address...
The Cock
Welwyn
Herts
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

is it not
The Cock
Welwyn
Tillit
Herts
?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

There used to be a pub near my friend's house called the Cockwell Inn
They then scratched off all the 'well's and left it as the Cockwell Inn
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

There used to be one called The Black Boy
in Bloxham. The name has been changed now. Political correctness gone mad.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

The Black Boy in Winchester is very much still there.
It's the only black boy in the whole town, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Formerly known as "The Lil' Nigger"
PC gone mad, I tell thee...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

The Pygmy Woggo has sadly closed its doors
and is now just a generic WhereThere'sCoons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

We just have Black Boy hill now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

there's a blackboy road just up from my house in Exeter
there used to be a shop called Blackboy Bargains.

Also, Exeter Fruits.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Nice wordplay there.
Best paki-tin before this becomes a lolracistpun thread.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

This place seems to be descending into Stormfront territory

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

We still have one calledThe Black Boy
Politicl correctness gone mad hasn't reached Hull yet.
Also, in a nearby village, there's a pub called The Nancy.
(Cave Duck, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Actually it is...
The Enormous Cock
Inmontysarse
Nevertouchesthesidesnevermind
Herts
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

They also serve a similarly good scrumpy at the Faucet...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)