On my first PE lesson at high school
I hit a girl straight in the forehead with a hockey stick. She said "Oh" and sat down. I wasn't very popular in high school.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I broke my hockey stick in half on some poor lad's shin once.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

The emergency max fac surgeon trying to put my mouth back together
came out with the classic "ah, I can see the difference between fragments of jaw and fragments of stick as jawbone isn't usually blue"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I played in defense in hockey, with two guys who played golf
I get the ball, pass it to them, they hoon it up the pitch. Or in one case, I pass the ball, it hits a divot and goes careening straight into the guys face.
Noses bleed a LOT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

We were banned after our defensive line perfected the collaborative scoop-and-volley approach.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Haha!
We were warned off trying to recreate the Guiness advert with the Irish hockey.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I played in goal in hockey (obviously as I almost filled it)
Game one of the season I broke a player from Milfields ankle after he went all spastic and charged me from a short corner. The tangle of legs and sticks snapped him like a twig.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

As in Millfield School?
Good, he probably fucking deserved it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Yeah, I went to Clifton we played them and a handful of others.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I've played hurling
it's fucking hard, but also great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Me too, it's impossible not to get the shit kicked out of you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I was playing with some colleagues so it was a bit tame in that respect

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I spent every summer holiday in Ireland. I learnt the tough way.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

haha I used to play hurling as a kid
you've just got to be violent and you win`
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

The way I remembered the rules were
as long as the paddle hits the ball anything is fair game.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

you're a divot

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)