Well, it beats finding a bear trap....

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

riiiiiiiiiiight
so you are just about to sink your five six seven eight inches of angry gristle somewhere and then you see the final barrier is that. and it doesn't make it wilt at all?

blimey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

remember, these are internet boys
they have to be grateful for what they can get
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

It would certainly topple my 'tower of Babel,'
though it would be slightly less alarming than something designed to catch the pedipalps of large, wild mammals.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

if you really loved me
nothing would put you off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

But of course.
I'll be sure to bring my boltcutters and a picture of Christina Hendricks so I can deal with any unexpected traps around your...erm...'trap.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)