Hang about
Do you mean JLS' faces are on the packets of johnnies...

or has each individual condom got a member of JLS' face stretched over the helmet?

There's a niche to be explored in that, I'm sure it'd be easier to persuade your average teenage girl to let you penetrate them if they could see Aston Merrygold's inane grin edging towards their vagina
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ARRGH!
mindbleach please. And I don't really know what these guys look like (the one I saw in boots looked kinda generic boy-band, I assume they all do)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Right, now stop and re-read that.
Could you possibly have maybe sounded a LITTLE less like an experienced nonce in the last sentence? maybe just a touch?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Yes I could
If I'd said under-average teenage girl. Bearing in mind that the teenage years run from 13 to 19, only 3 of those 7 ages are jailbait. So the AVERAGE teenage girl is 16 and a half.

And therefore not punishable by hard time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Your honour.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Hahahahaa precisely what I was thinking
Tripped off the tongue a little bit too easily to have been unrehearsed I'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Could you not choose to believe
that I'm actually clever enough to have thought of that on the spot?

I'll get my coat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

"I knew she was a teenager and statisically she was therefore more likely to be legal than not"
"so with the maths on my side I felt no need to clarify further"

The Gaussian defence.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

+unless her Dad walks in on you

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

it's ok
he's a well-known gay so the little girls aren't in danger
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Looky here. Yes the daily fail I know........
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1310781/JLS-launch-condom-range-Durex.html
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'll let you off for reading the Fail
I know there's not much to do in norwich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't read the Fail
It was just the first site that came up when I searched for JLS condoms.

More to the point I don't live in Norwich!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Oh. My mistake
Sorry to accuse you of such a thing!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Well frankly I don't know which is
more insulting!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)