Given that Twilight is essentially an abstinence metaphor gone horribly, horribly out of control
I can't think of a more inappropriate bit of product placement
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

but apparently in the fourth book
they fuck each other unconscious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I heard it was all about the
violent sex and abuse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

but only after they're married
and they have a baby right away, so that makes it okay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

YES!!!
Haven't read the third or fourth books (cos the first two are AWFUL) and I said to Ms Foxtrot, who has for some reason read them all, that the whole abstinence metaphor was laboured and predictable, and that I was willing to bet that when they finally have sex a) it goes really badly and b) she gets pregnant, or Vampire AIDS

I win
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:26, Reply)