I went to the hopsital today to get some treatment done, and the nurse who did my canualtion gave me a kiss and hug after her shift 'cus I got her a small bar of chocolate from Marks.
She was really good actually, honestly didn't even feel it go in*, but I did have EMLA cream on, but even with that stuff I normally feel something. We were talking about my job, and she said "You must be quite rich then, wanna get married" so I did my patented lick-devil-horn-fingers-brush-down-eyebrows-finger-gun-and-wink and said she was a front runner for the possiton at the moment. I also called her "My big black suga mama" and the whole room started laughing.

I also HUBBER HUBBER'd over another young nurse who had amazing hair, a young black girl from tooting who likes chinese food, normally I don't find black girls attractive-for-me, but she was so kind and sweet with amazing hair and complextion that I thought she was quite cute.

Then there was my regular object of my affections when I'm there, the secutairy for the department, who I always keep on meaning to ask out, but never do.

* THATS WHAT SHE SAID
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

gonz you stud muffin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

OFFICAL MADAMSHIP OF ENABLEISATION OF ALL MATTERS HEART RELATED @ G'Tek Ind.
But you know what? I'm not even thinking along the lines of sorting myself out a misses at the moment, if it happens, then great, but I'm just so content with the way the rest of life is panning out that I can ignore that defficancy and still get along nicely; at least for now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

woo!
I'm looking forward to sushi I've never had it before
OMGWTFINOEZRITE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I think you'd love it, there are some bits you won't like, same as with every cuiseen, but I'll stear you towards my absolute faves.
Some of the things, like Soft Shell Crab Tempora, you have to get around a mental block of eating shell, but it tastes awesome and the textures are great too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

That's a good place to be, right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Yup, deffo !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I am chuffed to bits for you Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

=DDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

how do you keep up with all these girls, darling?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I use the the nuke tactic, you aim at an area and hit on everyone in there in the hope you get the one you want.
Always best to aim in the general direction of someone hawt though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

oh, that's a fabulous plan, never thought of that one
I may use that this weekend at the pimps and hoes party.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Aim at one, and you might hit one of his fit mates while you're there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

hahahaha actually the only one I want to hit on won't be there
he'll be somewhere else
still, he's in love with my friend, and his friend is in love with my roommate, who is gay
yay, love triangle
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Better than a lust rhombus

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Top medical flirting there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I really got a thing for NHS staff.
It's not a sexy-nurse-uniform thing, but more of a caring kind kind of thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

don't let Chompy hear you say that
he'll turn his rape-o-vision on you

your post there is as good as consent in his eyes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I'll be honest, if I was a chick, I'd totally let him nosh me out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

woah
O_O
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I am a chick
and I really don't think I would...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Each to there own Berk.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Heh, I donno why I said that to be honest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)