Good thinking
except she's smarter than /Talk and will realise it's not an accurate depiction
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Tell her how much I love my huggy wuggy Wiggy bear.
It's our 3 year anniversary next month, I'm well impressed with myself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

If I'd just posted 'huggy wuggy Wiggy bear'
I certainly wouldn't be 'well impressed with myself' I can tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

you're never impressed with yourself though
you self-loathing mess.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Whilst entirely correct, this is perhaps not desperately funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

ooh you are grumpy
I'll probably stay out of your way, I've had a couple of coffees and some sugar already this morning.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

You should listen to My Chemical Romance
it'll save your life.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm more impressed with him putting up with such a lazy high maintenance shitehawk

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

That's what I meant
I'm impressed he hasn't realised and dumped my fat ass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm amazed that as someone who makes such nice cupcakes
you don't actually have a huge fat ass. I would find it impossible to resist eating all my cakes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

you get sick of them. Really fucking sick.
I had to throw the remaining 10 from my photoshoot away, it felt wrong but I just couldn't eat any more, I was crying frosting.

My downfall is mayonnaise.

Oh and thanks for the cupcake compliment :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

huggy wuggy Wiggy bear selection of mains-powered sex toys and dogging in an NCP in Blackpool every second Thursday
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Blackpool?!
BLACKPOOL?! Give me some credit.

The rest is true.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

all of the above

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

You should be impressed
If I've got your age right then that's how long Ms Foxtrot and I had been together when I was as old as you are now... as if that's in any way relevant. Congratulations though :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I'll be 26 at the end of next month
but my previous longest relationship before Wiggy was 3 months.

It wasn't due to me being a lazy high maintenance shitehawk though, it was because JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I wish I saw that original post.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

To be honest I feel a bit dirty for continuing a /talk meme

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Am very pleased for you both
Um, also, something about fannies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

No wonder he smokes so much weed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm just glad he's not drinking the pain away.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

For some reason that's got Proffesional Widow in my head now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I've got Peaches' Fuck The Pain Away
You win
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

somehow I've got the Fraggle Rock theme tune....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Peaches' Fuck The Pain Away AIDS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

*loves Peaches*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Makes a change from Roy Orbison's I Drove All Night

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

any excuse to repost this
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

o_O
I'm not reading them. I have a weird cling film phobia.

No one strike that through to say fetish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)