dangerous territory
it needs to not insinuate at all that you wished they dressed sexier in the bedroom.

Seriously. I would love Wiggy so much more if he bought me a snuggly comfy nightie knowing I would love it rather than a see through gauze thing that I would freeze in but that he would love.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If Wiggy does that, then clearly he's gay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

clearly
anyway, she's got warm snuggly pyjamas and stuff coming out of her ears
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Or get a her a slanket.*
*Only works if you want to be in a sexless, one-sided relationship that involves your other half saying 'can you get me a drink from the kitchen, I've just wrapped myself up nice and warm'

When you get back, she'll have hidden the remote and Sex and the City will be on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I want to try and avoid this
I have already had to restrict the amount of time she is allowed to wear those jogging bottom things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You've been wise there.
Very wise.

I'm really not a fan of the 'jogging bottoms' look.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

they are comfortable
no doubt, but if I get home and change into them after work I feel like I am wasting my life, because you just end up slumped on the sofa.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I'm pleased to say I don't own any jogging bottoms.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I bought some incredibly cheap ones
because other than those I have jeans, shorts or suits.

We have a lodger these days, so I wanted something comfortable I could sling on, rather than walk around in my dressing gown with my nuts hanging out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Jeans!
Jeans are super comfortable, and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

they are reasonably comfortable
but mine are all really long and flared. Not always suitable. Plus I have to wear a belt with all my jeans now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

lolthinny

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

All my jeans are clingy in all the right places
So I can be sexy AND comfy. Wins all round.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Surely that's your right as landlord?
You can also claim 'droit de seigneur' on anyone they bring back.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

lodger is a girl
her boyfriend is dull as fuck.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I only have them for larping in
so they are usually covered up with other bits of kit

oh yeah, and in the gym, but I always hope no one sees me there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I don't even own any jogging bottoms
I do have some nice yoga pants but they're black and sexy and I only wear them to do yoga so my arse is usually in the air.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

That is just wrong on so many levels.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

says the dogfucker

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Exactly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

wrong right
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

exactly.
Applebite appreciates my arse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I not saying she shouldn't.
But should we? Is that allowed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

you can appreciate 'lady of your choice' bending over in yoga pants though
I'm sure.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I compromise
I wrap up in my slanket but I'll only be wearing shorts underneath. I still make him get me stuff though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Stop giving me strikethrough opportunities,
I hate strikethroughs
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I really want to hug you Psychochomp
because you are my friend.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*HUGZ*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

shit, you know about this?
my slanket has skulls on it :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I'm smarter than the average dog fucker.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Fucking goth.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

He buys the slutty ones too
but doesn't pretend it's 'for me'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Good boy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

He wears them then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

yes. Wiggy wears see through negligees.
*sigh*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

This does not make me happy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

nor him
but he puts up with my weird bedroom requests.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I now have
"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying" looping in my head.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

he sings that at me
bastard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Haha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I wasn't going to go with something completely see-through, too short and with massive cleavage potential
it would be classy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Can't go wrong with jimjams.
www.agentprovocateur.com/nightwear/pyjamas/info/desiree-pyjama~black
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

you can for £245!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

you'd have to wear them to tescos to get your money's worth out of those

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I hate this so much
people turning up at Tesco in Uggs and pyjamas. Although not really at Tesco anymore since they got banned haha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

they are pretty sexy though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Silk jammies are lovely to wear as well.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

if you wear them on silk sheets you slide right off though

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

splat!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

no
for that you need plastic or rubber sheets.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Plastic, maybe
Rubber you'd have to oil up for it to be slippery.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

wee
lab, wee
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I don't think making it slippery with wee would be a very good idea.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

no sense of adventure

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

EWWWW
ew ew ew ew ew ew!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

They are nice.
If a bit pricey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You can get cheaper ones.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That sums me up
'Cheap'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)