Pearoast
I like singing, snogging, wine, crisps, bread, my cat, Liverpool, my family, my boyfriend, my friends, floating, cheese, the smell of babies, the smell of laundry, being spanked, chutney, old hymns, polka-dots, Jim Beam, my flat, music, laughing, harmonising, the 80s, piggybacks, green (for things and walls) red, white & black (for clothes), stripes, Action Man lines, Patsy Cline, boys in bands, the river, Louise Brooks, Marilyn Monroe, Gene Kelly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But I don't like my flat when it's flooded and I have a cold shower like I did this morning.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Still squelchy?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

The carpet, I mean.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

It's drying
Shower will be cold again tomorrow. It's not freezing like ice, just not even warm.
If I get up early I'll run a bath.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I like your boyfriend too.
But not in the biblical sense.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Haha
I like saying 'not in the Biblical sense' for everything as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

She just enjoys being sodomised by him
In the entirely biblical sense.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

You filthy sod!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Hey, don't get mad at me
She's the one taking it up the emergency exit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Why is it always me who gets the anal jibes?
I'm not the only filthy mofo on here.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Lampers seemed to get entirely angry at me for it
Plus, you know, the truth.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Cheeky bugger!

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Yet no denial as yet...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

You wouldn't believe me if I did.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Try me

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I deny it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Right then
I hereby withdraw any previous aspersions that BGB enjoys taking it up the wrong 'un from DJTP or anyone else.

That do for you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Thank you.
I feel vindicated now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Quite alright

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Saves you taking legal action I suppose eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

It was hell the last time.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Did you win the case?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Yes!
Although pictures of my anus should only be seen by me and my doctor.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

And 12 men. Good and true by the sounds of things.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Hssssss.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

There've been no Lampito-based jibes of late
Honests.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Certain people can make them.
I will allow you to make them, within reason. You're not bad. As bad.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

And I shall be good
Since you're not one of the ones that often seems to have something against me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

You're getting bullied as well?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Mostly I just get told that "I'm as bad as that TGB"
By people that dislike her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Curious!

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I'm sure I'll get over it
If not, there's something pretty wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Do some people dislike TGB?
Why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Beats me.
She's lovely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I won't beat you.
I'm not into that sort of thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

A little slap on the arse never hurt anyone though.
Eh!
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

She's awesome.
Terrifying, yes. But still amazing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

She's one of the ones I remember from so long ago on b3ta
Some day I might even meet her/be afraid of her in real life.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Come to the next Big Bash.
I like bashes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Hopefully by the next one I'll have a job and some cash
Then I can appear, and be a bit scared of all the internet peoples.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

There's nothing to be afraid of really.
Other than her cock.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Oh wow.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Apparently I have something against Darf.
This makes me lol.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Haha
The massive bumder.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Now that's what a I call a concise and interesting list
Wotcher Rootz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Eh up!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

What are Action Man lines?
Is it the little scar?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

No, you know those lines Action Man has down his body to his pelvis?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I like little pot bellies on men.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

*winks*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Bleedin ell Blousie, you've pulled!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

You're taken.
But I was eyeing your tummy up that night.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

It's taken a great deal of expense, booze and laziness to develop it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Job well done though.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

That rules me out then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

The only thing ruling you out is your unwillingness to watch Star Trek with me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

It remains a deal-breaker Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

You seem to have missed out
Carla Lane, Trakkies, Benefits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Glaring omissions

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

+ signing on, stealing cars and saying "calm down" a lot.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

+ perms and moustaches.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

+ shellsuits.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

+Shooting kids on BMX bikes near pubs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)