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I like breasts.
What do you like?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:49,
238 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
In no particular order.
Curry. Cider. Breasts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:50,
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That's not a bad order.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:55,
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Do you not think a better order would be.
Breasts, Cider, Breasts, Curry, Breasts, Breasts?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:00,
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Breasts, curry, breasts, breasts, cider, breasts.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:02,
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Needs more breasts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:05,
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I have enough already.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:06,
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Do you know, I don't think I could have time for anyone who didn't like breasts and curry.
Apart from Abs.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:05,
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What about cider?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:08,
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I can take it or leave it.
I usually take it though.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:09,
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Good lass!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:10,
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Sleep.
I'm currently not getting any. I'm not sleeping either.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:53,
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Little 'un got their own snooze and food agenda have they?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:54,
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Yeah and the baby is taking up her time too.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:54,
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Wayhay!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:59,
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:)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:02,
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I'm so tired I put on my socks and shoes before I put my jeans on this morning.
And I'm covered in bruises because I'm so tired I'm walking into things. On a good night she only wakes up every 2 hours.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:02,
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*sad face*
No one would blame you if you put a little snifter of whisky in her evening bottle of milk.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:03,
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If only she had a bottle...
Wait - if I drink the whiskey and it comes out of my breasts then that counts, right?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:05,
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Hell yeah!
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:06,
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Brilliant
You'll be a Bailey's dispensing machine. And with the drink being so popular over Christmas, get yourself down Cabot Circus and you'll be able to make a fortune!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:07,
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she's a party animal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:03,
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It's all going down in her crib, yeah.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:05,
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oh luv
I've only done a few shifts with a lazy stoned baby and I even found
that exhausting.
Today is St Jude's feast day. Have a word for more sleep.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:34,
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You : )
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:53,
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Alright?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:54,
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Alright!
How's it hanging homeboy.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:55,
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Just noticed your sig. *laughs*
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:08,
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:)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:09,
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To the side, with a twist of pepper.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:09,
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Gravy!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:57,
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But what with?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:59,
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sausages and mash
it was like real food and everything!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:59,
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What veg did you have?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:01,
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potatoes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:02,
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Greens you fule!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:08,
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no, they were white
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:10,
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I called you fule in my last message.
I now call you a FULE with PITY.
Did you have any green veggies?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:11,
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no
mash, sausages, gravy. A cup of tea
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:12,
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You need more veg.
Have you managed your 5 a day yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:13,
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i had a banana yesterday
are some kind of pesky nutritionist?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:15,
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I care.
But unlike Gillian McKeith, I've not desire to root through your SHIT.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:19,
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oh
*stops putting poo in a jiffy bag*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:20,
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You can if you like, whatever floats your boat.
(You haven't got my address so it makes no difference to me!)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:26,
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Jeff The Dog Fucker
Bristol
pretty sure it'll get there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:27,
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Cock.
*Awaits more shit than usual in the post*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:28,
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I fucked one of her production team a couple of years ago TRUFAX
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:31,
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You naughty boy.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:32,
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Was she a REAL member of the production team
or was she just calling herself that?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:36,
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she really was and she completely hated McKeith.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:37,
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was she into
scat?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:37,
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Thankfully not.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:38,
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big butts and I cannot lie
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:00,
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they do hold a lot of water
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:00,
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shake your bon bon
shake your bon bon
shake your
bon boooonnnn
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:04,
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*shakes*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:10,
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I defy any other brothers to defy that statement.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:01,
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What about a brother from another mother?
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:04,
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good question, my sistah from another mistah
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:05,
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How has the automotive industry treated you today K?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:16,
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it's treated me well enough, the boss was a jerk and screamed at me, which was fun
I don't know what you do.
But whatever it is, did it treat you well?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:19,
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I'm going nothing at the moment.
I've take my foot off the wheel of industry and I'm gambling my future on a, as yet unidentified, new opportunity.
*Bring it on world! I can take it!*
Why were you shouted at?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:21,
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cause I asked directions
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:51,
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That's not really cause for abuse is it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:54,
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well I certainly don't think so
but apparently I'm wrong
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:09,
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What sort of direction were you asking for?
If it was a case of 'err, boss, I've been here for 3 years now, but I've forgotten where the garage is' then fair enough.
If it was somewhere new, then that's something else altogether.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15,
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more like "they're on rt 11 right?"
"I THOUGHT THEY MOVED I DONT KNOW YOU WERE JUST ON THE PHONE WHY DIDNT YOU ASK ARRGHHH BOSSMASH!!!"
to be fair, I had to get pricing information for a part, had to call back to order it, this was between calls, before the go ahead to go get a part
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:17,
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Curry,
music, good films, dope, breasts and bottoms, cuddles and my children.
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TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:07,
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Not sure about the children thing but the rest is fucking A.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:09,
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Thank you my dear
trust me on the children thing...
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TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:24,
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Too old now to start having kids thank God.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:25,
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Fags and crying.
(We were discussing friendship in lectures- the lecturer said you never ask how you became friends with someone. My friend and I looked at each other and both wrote down that as for how we were friends. Lol)
I don't like stress. I'm stressed.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:10,
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What is stressing you out?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:12,
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Not entirely sure, actually.
I'm just feeling incredibly stressed. Probably to do with the lack of sleep. I ended up in Manor Fucking House last night :/
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:15,
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What is Manor fucking House?
I know Maxwell House is coffee.
Have you tried alcohol? It's mint for problems.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:18,
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It's Zone 2-3 on the Piccadilly line.
Too much alcohol causes problem. Had the world's most awkward cup of tea the next morning with a girl I wasn't aware I'd got with on my birthday.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:20,
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Tea is a fantastic conduit for conversation, I hope by the end of brew everything was fine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:22,
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It was amusing, to say the least.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:23,
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How well had you 'go on' with each other?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:27,
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What? I don't understand.
I only found out I got with her yesterday.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:28,
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you don't even have slight
recollections of this?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:38,
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I was beyond hammered.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:41,
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Too hammered to perform?
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:42,
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I did have sex.
I had no idea I was having sex until the next morning, when I woke up naked with clothes everywhere and my coursemate in bed next to me reading.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:49,
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Good effort.
Particularly midweek.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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It was my birthday.
I wasn't that drunk last night. Just hot and sweaty.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:00,
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hot chocolate and a book
this is my prescription
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:19,
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I'm going to a gig tonihgt.
NOT FEELING IT
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:21,
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I'm sure you don't
have to go
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:23,
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I've wanted to see the band for a while.
It'll probably make me feel a little better.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:25,
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I haven't seen a band in ages
i shall live vicariously through you and say Go! Enjoy Yourself
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:29,
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I had an allergic reaction to my tights today and can't really walk without pain.
I feel like moaning. Sorry.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:31,
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that sucks!
that means allergic reaction in all the wrong places :(
cool bath and some soft trousers?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:34,
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Cream and jeggings.
I'm off :)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:41,
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I liked the description of friends on Qi the other day
a friend will help you move house
a good friend will help you move a body
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:16,
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Excellent.
My friends make me a worse person.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:20,
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I thought about it and I reckon there are a large percentage of my friends would help
but that might be a judge of the type of people I'm friends with :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:24,
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Oh, same.
Though I'm the goody two shoes in my friends' circle.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:26,
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I like this.
I have those sorts of friends. Now I just have to find a body.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:24,
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In no particular order
Beef, lamb, pork, chicken, pheasant, duck, grouse, pigeon, partridge, goose, assorted fish, cider, beer, red wine, gin, whiskey, whisky, brandy, port, unprotected sex, female anatomy, breasts, clitoris's, Porsches, the internet, The Levellers, reading, volunteering, spending money, my girlfriend, Google Chrome, Twitter, antiques, cooking, my TV, my cats, my mates, my iPhone, Sky HD, more books, cocaine (but not for several years), my chef's knives, my staff, most of my clients, Dr Martin boots, my black leather jacket, my local pub, other pubs, Gordon's Wine Bar, some of you lot, my Bose iPod unit and probably a few other things I can't currently remember.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:12,
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You forgot football.
You LOVE football.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:17,
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football stabbing people who mention football.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:27,
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*Dons special vest*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:49,
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I like wine, women and song.
The british countryside, building bridges, my girlfriend, though she doesn't always think so. A clear night sky, my IRL mates, my internet mates, books, books, books, books, books. Driving at high speed on an empty motorway. Did I mention books? Loads of stuff really.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:26,
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I love this time of year for the night sky.
I downloaded Stellarium a few days ago, sweet little sky mapper. I really want a good telescope but I reckon it's a few years off.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:31,
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We really should get together,
I've got the 'scope, you've got the dark sky.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:32,
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I like men who don't tease
by being an amazing bloody kisser who then cancel twice and don't damn well text.
Fucking fucksocks.
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:33,
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he's a cock
or nervous
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:34,
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I'm pretty sure he's not
still a bloody tease though.
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:37,
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I am miserably coming to think it is the former.
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:36,
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bad news :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:38,
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All men are cocks.
But best of luck. If he's got any sense he'll come round.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:43,
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Men are cocks, women are bitches
They're all bastards. These days I fear having to deal with staff in shops due to their almost certain uselessness and general unhelpfulness.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45,
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-misanthropist fives-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48,
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I hate pretty much everyone
And not even in an emo way.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:49,
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I spent the day yesterday with people who for some mad reason adore me
I'm feeling a little better after that, though something happened that confused me and made me feel bad, so HEY.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:54,
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Yes, but concentrate on the adoring bit, it's nicer!
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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I got yelled at for going to another party instead of their's this weekend
And my friend took his shirt off and shimmied with me :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:56,
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Bonus!
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:03,
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He's got an awesome body.
Just the perfect
type.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:05,
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Bit skinny - and young! - for me
I do quite like the pelvis lines though...
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15,
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It was his 21st.
He's amazing. Russian, clever, unfortunately very ill at the moment :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:21,
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What is it with you lot and making people ill?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:24,
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Who else have I made ill?
We both became ill at the same time. Or worse.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:26,
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I meant you and berk
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:29,
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Oh, I've not got with him. Never will.
Had the biggest of crushes on him from the ages of 17 to around 19. He finds it amusing and still semi-expects me to jump on him when he's least expecting it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:30,
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Men and their expectations
Damn us all.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:32,
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Men are definitely scared of me.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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You should hide around corners and jump out at them.
That would be fun. I'll join you.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:35,
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I'd jump on them
or maybe on you ;)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:37,
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*blushes*
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:38,
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I don't think I've made anyone ill
*whistles*
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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My friends seem to be busy pretty much every night around here
Mostly because they live here permanently, and I'm here until I find a job, so don't get involved in anything long term. Boo to them and their 'social lives'.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:56,
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Lots of my friends are scattered
either throughout London, or across the UK. And I'm shit at phoning/skyping, so I'm awful. I think that's why they're so happy to see me once in a while.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59,
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Lot's of mine helpfully don't have skype
And I'm rubbish at phoning. Oh well.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:03,
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I had never previously been kissed
in a way that made me seriously breathless and weak at the knees, and now I have i want more, dammit. MORE. Only he's being annoyingly disobliging.
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:46,
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I know the fucking feeling.
The having something good then not any more. Not the true mindblowingness of your guy. I might retire from the whole "life" business.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47,
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Aye. It's all crap
Although 'retiring from life' sounds worryingly emo!
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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It's not meant to be emo, promise
More grumpy. I won't be the girl who picks up people who fall out of windows, I'll sit in a desk chair at the bottom counting the splats.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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That's only happened to me once and with a woman.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:54,
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If it had happened with a woman
I would probably turn. It was astonishingly good.
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:04,
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How you feeling today berk?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:38,
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Pissed right off
and my resolve not to text him is wavering. I also schlepped all over half of Birmingham in search of a particular ice cream Vipros told me about and I couldn't fucking find any. So now I'm extra specially pissed off AND I don't have any fucking ice cream.
aaaand breathe. How're you?
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:40,
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Getting better!
If you text him, and you get together, you'll be his doormat for the rest of the relationship.
Owning a bloke is a lot like owning a new dog. You terrorise them to start with, then you'll get no aggro from them later on.
I may have just given you the secret of life
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45,
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Hahahaha!
And you scoffed when I said treat them mean and keep them keen.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47,
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Well I'm not going to give you any encouragement am I!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50,
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Nobody does : (
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:51,
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He may be just one of those bastard types that some women prefer.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:41,
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Probably
He didn't seem like it, though.
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:42,
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Maybe he is just trying to be a bastard.
No excuse for him, he should behave the way his heart tells him.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45,
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Maybe he is.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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I like......
Vimto, my parent's dogs, breasts, willies,(but only the ones that like me), cold and crisp winter days, cats, books, sci fi films and books, art, figuring something out on the computer on my own, walking in the countryside, a well fitting bra, getting goose pimples when a great tune comes on my ipod when I'm at the gym, my home, my friends, curry, red wine, the fact I don't care what people think of me anymore and ........dirty sex on clean sheets.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:40,
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I like it when people aren't entirely unhelpful
I like it when people don't just make use of kinds offers and then never consider repaying them to anyone.
I like large amounts of caffeine.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:40,
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I miss coffee, it makes me shit something tragic.
I always try to return a good deed, and a bad deed with interest.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:44,
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Irn Bru and Coke are better sources of caffeine
Tastier too.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:46,
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I do like coke, that's true.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48,
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hmm good day, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45,
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Actually pretty mundane
In that I only left the house for about half an hour. In that time I encountered several idiots, and a child whose soul purpose seemed to be to get in my way.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48,
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the outside world is overrated
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:49,
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I might just now leave the house tomorrow
The rain will probably just make people even worse. There may be less of them about, but they'll be awful.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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Pearoast
I like singing, snogging, wine, crisps, bread, my cat, Liverpool, my family, my boyfriend, my friends, floating, cheese, the smell of babies, the smell of laundry, being spanked, chutney, old hymns, polka-dots, Jim Beam, my flat, music, laughing, harmonising, the 80s, piggybacks, green (for things and walls) red, white & black (for clothes), stripes, Action Man lines, Patsy Cline, boys in bands, the river, Louise Brooks, Marilyn Monroe, Gene Kelly.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45,
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But I don't like my flat when it's flooded and I have a cold shower like I did this morning.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:46,
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Still squelchy?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47,
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The carpet, I mean.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47,
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It's drying
Shower will be cold again tomorrow. It's not freezing like ice, just not even warm.
If I get up early I'll run a bath.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48,
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I like your boyfriend too.
But not in the biblical sense.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48,
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Haha
I like saying 'not in the Biblical sense' for everything as well.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48,
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She just enjoys being sodomised by him
In the entirely biblical sense.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:51,
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You filthy sod!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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Hey, don't get mad at me
She's the one taking it up the emergency exit.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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Why is it always me who gets the anal jibes?
I'm not the only filthy mofo on here.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:58,
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Lampers seemed to get entirely angry at me for it
Plus, you know, the truth.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:05,
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Cheeky bugger!
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:07,
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Yet no denial as yet...
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:09,
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You wouldn't believe me if I did.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:13,
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Try me
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:13,
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I deny it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:14,
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Right then
I hereby withdraw any previous aspersions that BGB enjoys taking it up the wrong 'un from DJTP or anyone else.
That do for you?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15,
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Thank you.
I feel vindicated now.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:18,
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Quite alright
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:22,
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Saves you taking legal action I suppose eh?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:23,
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It was hell the last time.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:24,
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Did you win the case?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:26,
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Yes!
Although pictures of my anus should only be seen by me and my doctor.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:27,
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And 12 men. Good and true by the sounds of things.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:29,
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Hssssss.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:07,
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There've been no Lampito-based jibes of late
Honests.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:11,
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Certain people can make them.
I will allow you to make them, within reason. You're not bad. As bad.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:12,
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And I shall be good
Since you're not one of the ones that often seems to have something against me.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15,
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You're getting bullied as well?
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15,
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Mostly I just get told that "I'm as bad as that TGB"
By people that dislike her.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:16,
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Curious!
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:19,
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I'm sure I'll get over it
If not, there's something pretty wrong.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:25,
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Do some people dislike TGB?
Why?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:24,
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Beats me.
She's lovely.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:26,
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I won't beat you.
I'm not into that sort of thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:27,
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A little slap on the arse never hurt anyone though.
Eh!
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:31,
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She's awesome.
Terrifying, yes. But still amazing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:29,
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She's one of the ones I remember from so long ago on b3ta
Some day I might even meet her/be afraid of her in real life.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:41,
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Come to the next Big Bash.
I like bashes.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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Hopefully by the next one I'll have a job and some cash
Then I can appear, and be a bit scared of all the internet peoples.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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There's nothing to be afraid of really.
Other than her cock.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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Oh wow.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:47,
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Apparently I have something against Darf.
This makes me lol.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:20,
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Haha
The massive bumder.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:28,
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Now that's what a I call a concise and interesting list
Wotcher Rootz.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47,
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Eh up!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50,
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What are Action Man lines?
Is it the little scar?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47,
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No, you know those lines Action Man has down his body to his pelvis?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50,
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I like little pot bellies on men.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:52,
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Bleedin ell Blousie, you've pulled!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:54,
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You're taken.
But I was eyeing your tummy up that night.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55,
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It's taken a great deal of expense, booze and laziness to develop it.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:57,
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Job well done though.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59,
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That rules me out then!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:58,
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The only thing ruling you out is your unwillingness to watch Star Trek with me.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59,
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It remains a deal-breaker Blousie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:05,
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You seem to have missed out
Carla Lane, Trakkies, Benefits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:52,
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Glaring omissions
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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+ signing on, stealing cars and saying "calm down" a lot.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:56,
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+ perms and moustaches.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59,
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+Shooting kids on BMX bikes near pubs?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:05,
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i would like someone to find a new
addictive game for me to play, that last one is pissing me off now and I can't beat 176
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48,
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ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:49,
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*ducks*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50,
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Don't do it!
It's beyond addictive.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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We requested Always at teh club last night.
They didn't have it :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:57,
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argh
not addictive to me, doing wierd things to my eyes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59,
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Robot unicorn attack is awesome
you're missing out.
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berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:06,
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Wait til you get the dolphins!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:09,
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Get yourself on to
www.chromeexperiments.com and play with some of the fun things on there.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50,
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Gunslinger music
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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You are 6 months out of date
ai-think you have dementia.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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i think you're probably right. alcohol induced.
alright?
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:57,
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