Not enjoying things
Want to end it in the least cuntiest way I can.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Phone her up scream
Fuck you bitch I'm going to go live in London with Badger and Gonz HAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAH

Oh make sure she doesn't have any of yoru stuff before you do this
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Reclaim all your stuff over a period of about a week
then change your phone number and move house without telling her
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

better change your WoW passwords as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
She doesn't have any of my things, except maybe a DVD or two.
On the other hand, she's left a bunch of her crap here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

PIle it in the front yard
douse it in petrol, leave a phone message saying it goes in 1 hour or you drop a match.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

you're like Dear Deidre Extreme

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

"be a man. just stop calling."
i think this is "friends" but not 100% sure.

100% accurate though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Shag her then say, "yeah, you can go now"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Get the stuff sorted first
but not in an obvious cardboard box pile in the street. Then just be calm and rational about it. I don't need to say this to you, but not by text message!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)