IT'S MY LAST DAY AT WORK!
I MOVE TO LONDON SUNDAY! AND GET TO EAT SUSHI WITH GONZ!

that is all

Mainstream Q: What's been happening on b3ta/your sad miserable lives?
Punk Rock Q: What is the MOST annoying song to sing/hum at work? I think it's Hawaaii Five-O. dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun DUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNN
Emo Q: What of the many thing you hate about yourself do you hate the most?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:34, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

one of the guys from Hawaii Five-O has died
because of you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I hope they play the theme at his funeral

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I hope they play it at mine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Whilst paddling the coffin to the ceremony?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

They're gonna dig a grave on the beach
and surf his coffin right into it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

WOOP WOOP
Piss all.

It's the hard-knock life, from Annie. It is now stuck in my head.

EDIT was the emo q a late add or do I just suck at reading? If I suck at reading then that's what I hate.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

who knows....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Don't go into sexfaces room without knocking.
actually don't go into any rooms without knocking.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

even the broom cupboard.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Especially the broom cupboard

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

that's where sexface sleeps isn't it?
I bet it's a gimp cupboard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I'm reliably informed
that he sleeps in a wank cacoon made of layers of tissue and semen. A bit like paper mache.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

that is the single worst thing I have seen here today.
Including baldmonkey's picture.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

it's only 11am here
give the perverts time, poppet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

^ DMIOTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Unless it's a secret bash and you're armed with a camera?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

without knocking
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

That's pretty much the best advice
I've got disposable rubber gloves for sale if you want some?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Mainstream: I'm working from bed
Punk: Chop Suey
Emo: My feet
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Mainstream Q: not a lot, working 9-5 tryna make a livin, etc.
PRQ: BIRD IS THE WORD UMMA MOW MOW MOW UMMA MA MOW
EQ: I hate that I can never let things go. Stuff from years ago still pisses me off now and when I think about it I get mad again.

You should start a blog on Gonz's cooking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

fucking hell kitty
why why why?!

the first time i ever saw that episode i fell asleep in front of it, and woke up thinking i had dreamed that song. it terrified me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Too late.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

hahaha
were you not impressed you had dreamed up such a catchy and entertaining tune?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

no
i literally thought i was going mad! i woke up singing "b-b-b-bird-bird-bird the bird is the word" and nearly sectioned myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Surfin' Bird is a BRILLIANT record.
The Ramones version is best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Please don't
there's enough fear in the world without that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I used to hate that song Surfing Bird
until that Family Guy episode. It allowed me to see how genius that song is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I'd never heard it.
That's Wiggy's favourite fucking episode. SO ANNOYING. I do like the Jesus parts of it though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

it's brilliant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I love how he angrily shouts the words in Meg's face

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I feel so bad for Meg
One of my other favourite episodes is the multiverse one and in the Disney bit they make her the octopus! They're so mean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

meg sucks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

mom! dad! chris! dog! brian!
i love it when peter sees the evil monkey and just says "shut up meg"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

It's funny because he has sex with a record

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Really? It's brilliant.
I'm surprised at you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

wait whut?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Why would he have hated Surfin Bird? The Trashmen were cooool.
I have a rare grey vinyl 45 of another of their songs.

/interesting
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

of all the things for you to actually like
I would have put this pretty low on the list.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

yeah and me
AND he didn't respond to our fantasy about wrapping him in seaweed and sharing a hot tub with him.

let's find someone else to spoil.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

let's just spoil ourselves and tell him all about it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

hey monty
kitty and i spent all weekend wrapping each other in seaweed and lounging around in a hot tub because you didn't want to join in. how does that make you feel?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

The blog will be called
"TGB's journey into obesity"

No points for anyone mentioning I am already obese
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I thought you were looking rather slim last week

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

You too!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah but that's only because you thought I looked like:
*insert fat al pic*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

hahaha
I did glee when you did your big laugh. I love laughing Al
*insert laughing cavalier picture here*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

My life is quite awesome.
Even though I have no money, I'm still going out tonight, to a free bar in Shoreditch. Might be getting a + 1 too, if anyone fancies me it?

Most annoying song is definitely the Mexican Hat song.

I hate my inability to say no.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

you could take your cat

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I won't take your advice
that's for sure.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

sorry that was mean of me
I felt bad as I wrote it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

It's ok
Don't forget, I've got some magical fucking cats to console me.

*grumps*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Can you get a plus 2?
Failing this, can I get a rewind?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

so you can take a date and really rub his face in it?
nice Monty. Really nice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

no he can't
i'm busy tonight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Busy?
But...but...but!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

sorry
i'm a popular girl, you snooze you lose, baby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I could try - it's an afterparty
for Sum 41, a terrible, terrible guilty pleasure band of mine.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Try and sort it, let me know if you do.
I want to beat them up and nick all their drugs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Sum 41 are fucking brilliant.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I have that problem too
The inability to say no. I'm learning slowly, but still get into a lot of trouble for trying to make everybody happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Let's test this:
Are you A MASSIVE FUCKING RACIST?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Of course I am
As I said below, BBC4 yesterday proved that racists are better people than non racists.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

So true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I'd come along if I lived anywhere near you but I don't.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

*wiggles*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

*giggles*

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Mainstream Q: 1000000
Punk Rock Q: WOO YAY!
Emo Q: FUCK YEAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

You are such
a tinker :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Just pootling along as normal.
I don't really get songs stuck in my head.

My lack of self-esteem. I could have been Queen of the fucking world by now if it wasn't for that.

And a big fat WOO! for your exciting new life missy.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

have you seen those teatowels that say "Queen of Fucking Everything"? I heart them

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

No but I would like one.
It would be ironic.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'm going to get you one with my face on it
and underneath it would say "Badger hearts BGB"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

What does "heart" mean?
Is it something like "hate with all my heart?"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

It just means love.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Ok
I thougth it'd be more exciting. Yesterday in Metro there were a few of the new words that the Oxford dictionary has accepted. I'm sure you'll hate all of them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Not as much as I will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Did you read it yesterday?
Did you hear the radio show at 6:30pm on the BBC4 yesterday? It was great again. You would have love it. Definetily, we racist, are better people than the no racist. You would have felt so proud.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Good girl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Or the gayest of the five magic rings available to disciples of Captain Planet

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

ha
i have that on my telephone notepad, my friend bought it for me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

they also do 50s style bowling bags with them on as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Woo for London!
MQ: Eh, gf stuff
PRQ: I don't hum or sing at work, but my colleague doesn't like me floor-drumming to Battery by Metallica.
EQ: I'm too nice for my own good.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

and one leg is shorter than the other

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Did you notice by obsesively looking at him
or did he tell you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

it's obvious
he tilts
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Stop playing on my paranoia!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

hehehe
you're going to spend this evening walking towards your mirror aren't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Naked

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

If all 3 legs were the same length I'd have some serious problems.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

GF stuff? Like what?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Not enjoying things
Want to end it in the least cuntiest way I can.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Phone her up scream
Fuck you bitch I'm going to go live in London with Badger and Gonz HAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAH

Oh make sure she doesn't have any of yoru stuff before you do this
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Reclaim all your stuff over a period of about a week
then change your phone number and move house without telling her
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

better change your WoW passwords as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
She doesn't have any of my things, except maybe a DVD or two.
On the other hand, she's left a bunch of her crap here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

PIle it in the front yard
douse it in petrol, leave a phone message saying it goes in 1 hour or you drop a match.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

you're like Dear Deidre Extreme

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

"be a man. just stop calling."
i think this is "friends" but not 100% sure.

100% accurate though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Shag her then say, "yeah, you can go now"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Get the stuff sorted first
but not in an obvious cardboard box pile in the street. Then just be calm and rational about it. I don't need to say this to you, but not by text message!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

MQ: Do you mean 'sexual intercourse,' perchance?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

What?! How dare you!
Did you not see me wearing a promise ring?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I can't say I tried to look at your ring...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

It's true! I didn't!
_{I was too preoccupied thinking about whether I could get one of his mohawk spikes up mine...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I'm not trying this.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

*tuts*
No sense of adventure...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Whatevs (wooks linked me to that post :P )
You are too nice. What stuff? You never tell me anything.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I know all about it
I'm better friends with him than you are. I WIN.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

WIN lose
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Congratulations! He knows good places for sushi!
MQ: Too many changes to put them all here.
PRQ: Fly me to the moon. I love that song, but a piping guy would wistle it forever during 4 months. I think he was told off.
EQ: Nothing, I'm perfect (well, I don't like some 15kg of myself, but they'll be gone... at some point)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

my life - very hungover this morning. AGAIN. and the barristers were not hot and not worth the
pain in my feet caused by being made to stand up in very high heels all night and then walk home (the ass-toning trainers felt like massive cushions after the instruments of torture)

song - "ooh, danone" is very irritating. i had a colleague whose surname was danon, so we used it a lot at one point.

hatred - i want to be flat-chested and be able to go out/running without a bra, please. but in a magical wake up in the morning and find i have tiny pert A cups kind of way, not in a cancer double mastectomy kind of way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Don't knock knockers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I now have 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door' in my head.
The Sisters of Mercy version.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

all the nicest clothes
and sports are made for girls with flat-chests. probably because they are all designed by gay men who like the look of skinny teenage boys!!!!!!

but seriously it is hard to dress nicely and not look either fatter than you are or really slutty when you have a stupid cleavage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Nothing wrong with slutty

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I absolutely love a nice rack.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

slutty it is then...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I like this
Actually 50s style clothes can suit the amply-chested lady, in my opinion.

I love to see women rocking the 50s style.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

they don't really suit though
because you need the tiny wasp waist, and you have to have the right hair
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

i tend to go for
low cut tops and jeans or not quite so low cut tops and short skirts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

May I be the first to say
"I like breasts"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

*sighs*
breastsother men's bottoms
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I have to wear two sports bras : (
It's bloody expensive.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

One for each tit?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

And how would that work silly?

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Wear them like Bandoliers

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

You'll have to explain the whole concept to us all in graphic detail.
None of us have, of course, ever been near a pair of breasts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

That is not what I heard .

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

My moobs don't count.
Nor do those on my former flatmate (comfortable though they were).
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

how does that even work?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

One over the other
my missus has the same problem *smug*
( Kroney, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

mine are big but not that big
I'm pretty glad to be fair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I don't even own a sports bra.
seriously.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

What do you mean?
What Groany said. It just means extra support.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

i just can't imagine one bra fitting over another bra
without it all going wrong
but the sports bra I do have is industrial strength
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well it works fine : )
And it stops larger boobed ladies making their boobs even saggier by all the movement that's involved with running.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I should try this
it might work better than my current solution
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

What's your current solution?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

not running?
i would endorse this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

a sports bra
that is one size down at the back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

interchangable boobs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

this is the best idea ever
that or inflatable/deflatable ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Mainstream Q: I went drinking with Mystery Jets on Wednesday, look at me namedropping.
Emo Q: I am far too cynical for a nineteen year old.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You can't fool me Barry (Dennis)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

nothing fun
The donkey wanking song
the fact that I sometimes hum the donkey wanking song
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I went to London once.
MQ: I'm currently waiting for a partition to finish formatting and placing orders for new kit. This is EXCITING.
PRQ: This is pretty annoying: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrz3W0-NkNI
EQ: Shit short-term memory
( Kroney, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

'Ello
My head hurts
Feeder 'All by myself song - do do do dooo do do do doo
I hate my belly but I love filling it with food and booze
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)