I had chicken and mushroom pie and chips inna tray last night
and microwaved some beans when I got them home. It's my standard on the rare occasions I succumb to the call of the chip.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I really fancy going to the chippy this evening.
I don't much fancy a pie (although a Clarks pie with chips and gravy might do the trick).... What to have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Well, if not a pie then it's a sausage, a battered sausage, a saveloy or kebab meat
fish is for vegetarians.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I've decided.
It'll either be a Clarks pie with chips and gravy, or cod and chips.

I might get a small battered sausage for the walk back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Ooh I like your style
I sometimes have a saveloy and two scallops and arrange them rudely on the plate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother the dirty bugger,
chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it into a conker tree
It missed and went into the sea
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

(But only because you mentioned the arrangement of scallops and saveloys!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

the other sort of scallops though
fried battered discs of mashed potato.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Don't complain.
I've just given you a childhood ditty that'll stay in your head all night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Bastard.
I shall watch some music videos later, and tomorrow I'll be all "what ditty?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

No problem.
I'll leave it a few days then gaz it to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)