I has a sad.
But my Halloween party went well, everyone had a good time and I was really hungover yesterday so that must mean I had fun too.

I did absolutely fuck all yesterday though so now I've got The Guilt. We pushed the sofa bed in front of the TV and just watched crap all day, only venturing out to get KFC.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're a disgusting human being.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:56, Reply)

shut your face
I showered extra hard this morning to make up for it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Your body is still filled
with disgusting kfc, it's in your blood now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)

This.
KFC is for wrong'uns. Utter wrong'uns.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

It was so good though
none of that low fat no carbs frozen yoghurt rubbish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

*is not convinced*
Any pictures of your halloween night?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I've seen a couple but not many yet.
You want to see if I have any sexy vampire friends don't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Nah I want to see you dressed as a giant vagina.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)

There aren't any pics of me yet but several people took them so you'll see them when I do
you big facestalker.

And everyone loved my costume to the max so there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I think I managed to avoid a camera all weekend
thank god.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

that's pleasant news for the rest of us as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I got called sexy and hot this weekend.
By strange drunk women... so there!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Drunkness impairs vision
clearly.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Well, duh.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

you're going to run this one into the ground aren't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Hell yeah!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

wo
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

that's usually the way.
but the club was the opposite of a sausage fest... I don't know what to call that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

fish festival?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

A breast bazzar

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

isn't it usually cattle market?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I thought that was just a place where everyone went to pull.
Rather than having women outnumber men.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

clam bake

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I fully endorse the eating of KFC
It's awful, but better than the rest of the awful fast food.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I had a McHangover cure on Saturday as well
In for a penny in for a pound.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Now that I don't approve of
I would quite enjoy watching McDonalds go out of business.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Nando's is marginally better, I think.
But really, grim all round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not saying any of them are great
But KFC chicken at least bears some resemblance to the meat it used to be. A grey burger from McDs was enough to discourage me for life.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I used to work at KFC
but got sacked.

I stole 100kg of the breading and sold it by the pound.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

By the dog pound?

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

No, by a gigantic coin.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

classy food choice.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:56, Reply)

aww yeah
it was super noms. I also grazed on Pringles and Haribo all day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Why would you want to eat a Scottish brand of jumper?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)

They also make socks

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:04, Reply)

My paternal grandmother's family
used to own Pringle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

namedropper

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I was only chatting about this the other day with my good friend Martin Scorcese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Ahh, but in Pringles it's better to drop a name than drop a stitch.
/qualitycontrol
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I fucking love KFC

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)