Morning!
I'm not too bad actually, I should be knackered, as was up til 3, but am fine!

Also, had a half decent laugh saturday, went out dressed up as Amy Winehouse, the number of people doing double takes was fookin hilarious.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:49, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You forgot the tattoos
And the ballet pumps.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

The outfit was decided upon about 2 minutes before we were leaving
It was either that, or Freddie Mercury, and we couldn't find the ridiculous moustache required!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

my sister went as her last year and I drew the shitty tattoos on her with eyeliner
and gave her a syringe that the vet had given me for my rat's medicine. I'm not posting a picture though, she will not forgive me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Doo itttt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

you can find it on my facebook!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Lusty went as a murdered child. I thought that was fucking hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I forgot to tell you,
the vegan couldn't eat the plain Naan at Tayaabs, it had ghee on it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Hahaha excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Nice.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

A good friend of mine got kicked in the balls by her.
I laughed at him when I read about it in the news.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

My mate Chris is owed 10 grand by her husband.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I don't suppose he can take that debt through the courts?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I think he's written it off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Is it the sort of debt that would be hard to discuss in the small claims court?
"So what was the nature of the transaction?"

"Err, sherbert, £10K worth of sherbert"


Edit - dammit chompy, always 7 or 8 steps ahead...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Nah my pal leant him the money
that was used as the failed bribing of the manager of the MacBeth (whose head he kicked in).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Ha,
why did he lend him it in the first place?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

They were fairly good friends at the time.
He's a fucking idiot. So is my mate for lending it to him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I'm sure there's a lesson there for all of us
i'll now think twice before lending a notorious arsehole £10k
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

To be fair, it came outside the normal lending criteria of the big four banks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Your hair's not big enough

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Any excuse to wear a dress

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)