Fuck off.
If I looked like Applebite I'd be knee deep in cocks. My man-mountain currently stands 3 high, it's really not all that.

EDIT - in fact my man mountain isn't really even 3 high. It's one and a bit high, as one of them is lovely but I don't think it would go anywhere, one of them is lovely but it isn't going anywhere, and the third one is potentially a bit of a bastard but smoking hot, and that probably won't go anywhere either.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Applebite's is 3 high too
although she probably does have others getting ready to begin the ascent.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Not as many as usual, I'm sad to report.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

It's because your latest profile pic is terrifying.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I know, isn't it awesome :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I just looked at it
OH MY GOD FITTEST THING EVER. I think I have those stockings too :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I wish to wear it every single day.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

You should do. Stripes are a fine fine thing.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:10, Reply)

No it is awful.
It came up on my wall as I was half asleep in bed, it freaked me out.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

And I still managed to pull in it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Even I can pull at fancy dress parties.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

By dressing up as a paperclip selling rapist?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Does repeatedly calling me a rapist
make your lets face it, fucking shit life more bearable?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I think it's the first time I've called you a rapist.
And don't take any offence from it, it's just that you look like you rape women.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

calm down boys
this isn't /talk.

Also, it's so not the first time you've called him a rapist Maxi, expect links shortly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I can't bloody get links now
THANKS A LOT KITTY I WAS GOING TO WIN ON THE INTERNET
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I was trying to halp
I was all whiteknighting and shit. Did I do it wrong?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Ignore him
I bet he spent all night hugging a pillow, saying Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and crying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

He seemed unable to make her come -sighs-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I do have Shake, Shake Senora
in my head now actually.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I managed to pull
looking like this: sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs983.snc4/75620_893060733949_197807792_52782708_3877452_n.jpg

That was suprising to say the least.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Now that is impressive.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I know, rite?
I was consistently described as the creepiest person there, even without the mask on.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

that is fucking terrifying.
One of my friends was dressed as the clown guy from Devil's Rejects and it was so well done I got a bit scared every time he came near me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I'm disappointed you didn't go as yourself. Jack Skellington with an afro is suitably festive.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

That's pretty spectacular!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

probably they're forming an orderly queue.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Hey, just think, you could look like me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

we need an anti-pandertron

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

What do you mean?
It's a perfectly valid comment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

anti-pandertron is when someone is too mean about someone
in this case, you to yourself!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)

From all evidence, it's true
I have precisely NO men queuing up to get pon this. I've had NO men for a while and it's likely to be NO men for a lot longer.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Lies on the internet

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

No it's not. Really, really, not.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post945319
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Fuck, paradox

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I thought of 'slandertron'
But as this is all text, it'd be libel...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)